so i never thought i would be doing like any of this shit ever
nor did i ever thought that i would care for your anus ever
but apparently shit happened and my anus started caring for you
so how do i start?
dear son with an anus,
i care for your anus,
believe it or not
you make me enjoy my time on wp at times
i never thought i would be admitting this but
you are actually pretty and not decent looking
i always wanted to kinda tease you with your appearance
but now the truth came out
at times you make my cold anus genuinely laugh with that fucking silly side of yours
uhhhhh
fuckmyanus i don't know what else to say
when shit is up
know that my shoulder is free and you can cry on it whenever you want to
bye son
from your fucking mother with an anus as well
