Len: *walks into the room covered in blood* I am back
Miku: *screams*
Rin: *runs and hides behind Meiko* aaah!!!
Meiko: dude. wtf.
Kaito: *chokes on his ice cream and dies of lack of oxygen*
Luka: *runs to hide*
Gakupo: *wields his sword* who are you!? Don't harm me or any of my friends!
Gumi: you had friends-?
Gakupo: *stabs Gumi*
Gumi: I'm sorry, I'll stop now. So, do I set Len alight?
Mayu: *whips out axe* Len or whoever you are, don't you dare take a single step closer.
Yukari: *runs away crying*
IA: *hyperventilating*
Tei: heheheh... My precious baby Len shall never die, and if he does, he'll be revived~
Teto: stfu Tei
Yuki: uhh ok
Oliver: ah... so he's now a Frankenstein monster like me? And Al and Ann?
Gachapoid: *weird high-pitched noises*
TianYi: 你们为什么都在恐慌呢？ 而且，乐恩 (Len) 为什么满身都有血？
Leon: sorry dude we don't speak Chinese
TianYi: \(';︵;')/
Lola: *whips out her frying pan* hey, Miki, are you ready?
Miki: like hell if I weren't! *throws a cherry at Lola*
Lola: *uses pan and smacks it in Len's direction, hitting his eye*
Len: ow!!
Miki: *throws another cherry*
Rin: wait
Lola: *whacks the cherry*
Rin: WAIT
Rin: *jumps in front of Len and takes the cherry hit instead*
Rin: owwWWWWwww
Len: oh god Rin are you ok
Rin: *gets up* leN SPOKE, HE'S NOT AN IMPOSTOR OR ZOMBIE
Len: FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT! HOW DID YOU TELL?
Rin: because I recognised your stupid voice and the annoying tone you use
Len: wTFF (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Rin: *runs and starts the road roller*
Len: *hurls tables at Rin*
--five minutes later--
The Vocaloid mansion has been destroyed and all 80+ vocaloids, 2000+ UTAUloids and 1000+ fanloids have been killed and flattened. The floor is now bloodstained and the entire place that once stood high is now rubble.
However, the two twins who are fighting still don't know that. They're most likely going to carry on for the next 264925303 years until the world ends and they realise what happened 264925303 years ago.
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I am back (Kagamine Len/Vocaloid Fanfiction)
FanfictionLen Kagamine's back from the dead for the first time. Everyone panics. (shitpost)
