More mphfpc jokes

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Jake: Enoch can you help me with something. *walks into Enochs room and closed door*

Enoch: What is it

Jake: kissing practice.

Enoch: *chokes* huh?

Jake: Just for fuuuunnnnn~~

~~~~~~~~~10 mins later~~~~~~~~

Jake and Enoch are kissing.

Emma: *knocks on door* Jake are you in here?

Jake: *panics*

Enoch: Y-yes. H-he's showing me s-something.

Emma: What is it? Can I come in?

Jake: N-NO! IT'S A ... GUY THING. 

Emma: Oh..  well if it's what Enoch had there's still some of his medicine in the-

Enoch: *panicking* no no no no no no Emma he's good you can go now tha-

Emma: okay, just don't let it get as bad as Enochs did. He was in his room for days. We kept hearing noises and the bed creaking but we were too scared to-

Enoch: that's quiet enough Emma thank you-

Emma: well, if you need it just tell him. It should still be in his bottom cabinet-

Enoch: *panicking more* ALRIGHT BYE EMMA- *pushes her out*

Jake: *races to bottom cabinet*

Enoch: *stops him and guards cabinet *

Jake : ...

Enoch: ...

Jake: BRO WHAT DO YOU HAVE-

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