wendy x male reader

4

( yo what's up its 355 am when I start this so appreciate it I skiped episode 3 bc it was really pointless tbh)

'Zzzzzz green flannel zzzzz huh ahhhhh' i fall of my bed I roll to my back and find a sticky note on my face I take it off 'wendy said come Get your phone later ps why were you at wendys' "dipper" I walk to the shower and get ready for the day I get down the stairs to see mabel,dipper, and soos 'Hey y/n' 'sup what are you guys watching' ' ok so its about this tiger that got hurt and then replaced it with an human arm' ' that sounds stupid I still want to watch tho' so I sit on the floor

Tiger fist goes on commercial ' Hey look it's that commercial I was telling you guys about' TV ' are you completely miserable a man crying yes then you need to meet Gideon' 'gideon?' 'What makes him so special' TV ' he's a psychic' mabel makes a confused so ' why did your voice get deep' 'shhh tv' don't waste your time with other so-called Man of Mystery it shows a picture of stan with fraud across the screen 'learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's tent of telepathy' 'not for long when I burn it down no one disrespects stan but me' 'y/n calm down' 'what all I am saying is if it happens it happens'

'Wow I'm getting all curiousy inside' stan walks in 'well dont get too curiousy ever since that monster Guinea enrolled in the town I had nothing but trouble ' well is he really psychic' 'i think we should go and find out' 'i am paying for nothing' ' never you are forbidden for patronizing the competition no one that live under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof ' ' i will pay now ' 'do tents have roofs ' 'i think we found our lophole literally tv 'so come down soon folks Gideon is expecting ya

( cue Gravity Falls theme song)

We are sitting in the tent wait for the show to start I reach for my phone in my pocket it's not there I freak out a little then remember wendy has it "fuck" 'woah this is like a Bizarro version of The Mystery Shack they even have there on soos' ' thats weird' 'y/n you are too' 'dipper remember what I said' 'there are different types of weird' ' there you go' the show begins to start 'lets see what this monster looks like' we see a shadow approach the curtain (I was at 420 words at this point just wanted to say) to reveal a little kid maybe younger then dipper and mabel or the same age ( Idk how old gideon)

'Hahahah' everybody stares at me 'sorry continue little Gideon' ' hello America my name is little Gideon' he claps his hands and doves come out hus hair ' that's stands mortal enemy'
' but he's so wittle' 'yea he is' ' ladies and gentlemen it is such an gift to have you here tonight a gift I have a vision I predict you'll soon all say aww' he does a cute face everyone awws except me dipper Mabel and soos 'it came true' ' what I'm not impressed' 'me too he just caused that' 'your impressed' ' hit it dad' gideon then throws his cape in the crowd

This lady catches it and then people try to fight her for it then gideon goes in to a song ~oh I can see what others can't see it ain't some side show trick it's an nate ability where others are blind I am futurely incline and you yo can see if you was with me ol me come on everybody rise up I want yall to keep it going~ everybody stands up ' yo wait I didn't do that' ' woah how did he' ~keep it going he points at an old lady you wish your son would call you more she yells that she is give everything to her cat I sense that you've been here before he points at the cop form the lake 'oh what gave it away' 'maybe all the merch you have' I'll read your mind if I'm able something tells me your names Mabel he is off stage now I step in front of him

'How did he know that' 'your wearing a sweater that has your name on it'

He starts to walk back on stage~ so welcome all ye to the tent of telepathy thanks for visiting wittle ol me~ everyone claps except me and Dipper 'thank you you people are the real miracles' we all walk out ' man that kids an even bigger fraud than stan I get why stan is jealous' ' oh come on his dance moves were adorable and did you see his hair it was like wosh' ' adorable bull and hair probably fake' ' your too easily impressed' 'yea yea' dipper and mabel play fight on our way home
Next day
' check it out y/n abd dipper I successfully bedazzled my entire face blink' she struggles to blink ' is that safe' ' is that permanent' ' I'm unappreciated in my time ' ' your twelve what time' the door bell rings then stan yell for somebody to answer the door 'ill get it's mabel cleans the the dazzles off her face and runs to answer the door I look to dipper 'who do you think it is' ' no clue' we sit in silence for I while I feel for my phone is still no there " oh yea I forgot I have to go get that" stan then yells who is at the door mabel yells back No one " she lied" I go look its Gideon she leave out the door with him " I should go after her but she will be ok"