Luke has logged on
Luke: Babe
Luke: hey babe?
Luke: babyyyyyy
Luke: Y/N! Answer me babygirl!
Luke: Y/NN answer me loveeee
Y/N has logged on
Y/N: what do you want?
Luke: Hi! Oh my Lord! I missed you babeeyyy
Y/N: well I don't
Luke: rude...>.<
Y/N: hehe
Luke: but love, I miss youuuu
Y/N: well who says that I do? Or ever will?
Luke: uhm...me...your loving and sweet boyfriend
Y/N: shoulda thought that twice before joining the illuminati
Luke: is this what it's about?
Y/N: mhm
Luke: babygirl, the guys and I have not joined the illuminati!
Y/N: bitch, what's the triangle bout then!
Luke: uhhhhhhhhh.......my love for.....dicks?
Y/N: wtf? How does that explain a-
Luke: uh...if you turn them upside down...they look like they have two balls...and a....stick?
Y/N: I'm not even gonna ask how you know that.
Luke: yeah, I blame Michael
Y/N: you mean...MOICHEL!
Luke: yeah, sure. Why not?
Y/N: Lukey....
Luke: yeah babe?
Y/N: I don't hate you, do you know that?
Luke: aww babe! Are you saying that...
Y/N: I despise you? Yeah.
Luke: ..Whhhyyyyyyyyyy???!!!
Y/N: because you joined the illumi fucking nati!
Luke: no we didn't! It's just our aesthetic!
Y/N: well somehow you made people's ovaries explode Hemmings!
Luke: awh babe. Are you jealous??
Y/N: why TF would I be jealous? I have the real thing
Luke: oh yeah...but what's wrong with that? We've been doing that for years!
Y/N: And people wonder why 5sos have gone sexual...
Luke: sexual? How?
Y/N: ...are you serious?
Luke: uh..yes? What do you mean?
Y/N: is my innocent baby back!
Luke: what? I was never-
Y/N: Elizabeth! Our Innocent baby is back!!
Liz has joined the chat
Liz: wait! Lucas! You're back! My sweet baby!
Luke: what?
Liz: ah! He's speaking! My baby is speaking!
Y/N: I never thought I'd see the day when the innocence was back!
Liz: I'm gonna get the camera!
Y/N: I'm actually gonna cry...
Liz: I'm already crying! Where is the camera!
Luke: uh? What is going on?
Liz: Y/N! Where's my camera!
Y/N: I don't know Mama Liz!
Luke has banned Liz from the chat
Luke: ok! Now I can say something. Gosh!
Y/N: did you ban your own MOTHER!?
Luke: oh my gosh! Shush please bbg!
Y/N: oh. Ok. What do you need to say love?
Luke: I was never innocent! I just need to know why we've gone sexual!
Y/N: well...are you that-
Luke: what? I don't get it
Y/N: ok. So, on stage you've been wearing ass tight skinny jeans, in the Easier music video, you're tied to the ceiling, in the VAULT you're surrounded by women and you're hair is all messed up and wet! Sexual!
Luke: awh babygirl, you ARE jealous
Y/N: no...ok...no
Luke: bbg it's ok. I feel jealous of you all the time!
Y/N: whah?
Luke: haven't you seen the way the guys stare at you. How paparazzi are always taking pictures of your chest and your ass. Even how some celebrities look at you and how they tweet and post about you all over social media! How Duke likes to hump you.
Y/N: Luke...you're jealous of a..dog?
Luke: yes..I guess
Y/N: well, the first time Calum met Petunia she humped him!
Luke: well, I don't care about Petunia and Calum's relationship
Y/N: lol. Ok...maybe I am jealous
Luke: that's my girl. I knew you'd tell me sooner or later!
Y/N: not.
Luke: you little-
Luke has logged off
Y/N: Luke? Why are you glaring at me like that? 😂
Y/N has been disconnected
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Don't mind me I'm just THAT bored so I decided to write on here!
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FanfictionEnemies, Acquainted, Friends, Best Friends, Dating. These boys have it all. it goes from when they started as a band, to even when they joined the illuminati... (as the internet says). But who cares for contreversy am I right? It's just you and the...
