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Missouri: This is it guys. We r gunna beat pretty boy Virginia at being cute.

Alabama: How r we gonna do dat it's impossible

Indiana: Frick off, AL shouldn't you be kissing your sister or something?

Alabama: Screeeew y'all I'm going home.

Missouri: Mississippi, you try being cute!

Mississippi: n y a .

Missouri: (sigh) f i n e e d g e l o r d .

[Alabama and Missouri have disconnected]

Mississippi: Guys I've been waiting here for 3 hours where the heck is Dakota?!?

Alaska: w h i c h d a k o t a

North Dakota: ME. Frick u, Alaska.

Alaska: (throws ushanka at ND)

South Dakota: Did someone say Dakota?

North Dakota: me. She's talking about me.

North Dakota: I'm on my way there.

Carolina: OMG GUYS I JUST SAW WISCONSIN KISSING WEST VIRGINIA!!!!

Wisconsin: oml stop stalking us...

Georgia: rEet

Pennsylvania: ommgggggg Wisconsin u kissed West Virginia?!?

WV: NONE OF YOUR FREAKING BUISNESS

Arizona: I need to get a hot dog. Who wants to go with me?

California: g o b y y o u r s e l f

Mississippi: i wOuLd cArE fOr a hOtdOg

Arkansas: Me and Kansas will go too.

Kansas: WHO SAID I WAS GOING

Hawaii: I kinda want Mexican I'll go there

Colorado: oml

Connecticut: Colorado wanna go to Home depo w me?

Colorado: Sure I need to go there anyway

Delaware: What would u even need at Home Depo?!?

Colorado: h a m

Delaware: What

Colorado: H A M

Delaware: Nani

Colorado: HAMMMMMMMMMM

Delaware: This is too weird I'm out

[Delaware has disconnected]

Florida: w h o c a n e v e n b l a m e h i m ?

Georgia: NOT ME This is very very weird

Idaho: Colorado WHY THE EVERLOVING FREAK DO YOU NEED HAM FROM HOME DEPOT

Colorado: I'm hungryyyyyy jeeeeezzzzzz

Illinois: Y'all where's Iowa

Iowa: I AM HERE

Kentucky: WAS THAT A FREAKIN JOJO REFERENCE

Louisiana: I HAVE NO SOUL YOU GUYS HAVE A NICE DAY

[Memelord has disconnected]

Maine: Ok let the dark soulless one have a nice day

Maryland: I live for you all the memes u crap out on this chatroom

Massachusetts: w h y

Mississippi: who even knows

New Jersey: y'all are giant idiots

New Mexico: I have been given life

New York: I wish I could begin on how much I die inside every time I'm on this chatroom

South Carolina: same here

Rhode Island: I just got a new black tracksuit

Alabama: Good for u edgelord

Rhode Island: ur even more edgelord than mua

Arizona: RI ur death is giving me life

Rhode Island: FEMALE DOGE YOU LOOK LIKE ZELDA FROM THE PET SEMETARY

[Arizona has disconnected to get plastic surgery]

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