[Everyone has logged in]
Alaska: Guysssss I just got a new ushankaaa
Arizona: another boring old black one?
Alaska: Noooooooo it's greeeeeen
Colorado: oml you'll look like Kyle from South Park
Alaska: IKR I love cosplaying!
Delaware: you guyssss are blowing up my phone again!!
🍊: Y'all New Jersey is being a jerk agaiinnnnnnn
🥔: It's ok I already pterodactyl screeched at him!!
California: I just got some more gucciiiiiiiiii
Colorado: NO ONE CARES CALOFORNIA
Iowa: Why is Idaho's username a potato?
🥔: I felt like it now screw off
South Dakota: Guys omg I have a date with Mississippi!!!!!!!!!
Mississippi: Who said I was dating you?
North Dakota: Date me instead I'm her but better!!
Mississippi: gUyS halp the twins wont leave me alone
MissouriMcEdgelord: Y'all I wanna get a black trench coat
Arkansas: omg I will jump off the nearest bridge if you do thatttttt
Kansas: WE HAVE BACON
Connecticut: OMG IM COMIN OVER
Florida: I NEED BACON COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS
Hawaii: I NEED SPAM COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS
Illinois: BACON MARRY MAH
Kentucky; Y'all where the crap is my fried chicken
Louisiana: Where's Maine
Maine: Here why
Louisiana: duh I need someone to take to prom
Maine: go with Mississippi
Mississippi: I THINK WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED IM NOT INTERESTED IN A RELATIONSHIP
Montana: Maine go w meeeeeee
Pennsylvania: I am dead inside.
New York: Pennsylvania go awayyyy no one likes u
Pennsylvania has disconnected
New Mexico: I have been killed inside
North Carolina: I feel like I need to silence this chatroom
Oklahoma: I have no soul in the least
Oregon m: oml same
Rhode Island: Everyone staup saying I look like varies horror movie antagonists
Tennessee: yOu lOok lIke SaMaRA
Texas: Actually tho just cut ur freaking hair It isn't hard
Rhode Island: wEll iTs aN uPgrAde fROm zElDa
Utah: Whre have I been this whole time?
Alabama: hey tell everyone to stop making fun of me
Utah: no can do dude
West Virginia: y'all I have no soul
Virginia: three people have already said that the times past
Maryland: ye
Massachusetts: ye sorry
Michigan:ye
Minnesota: ye
Mississippi: ye
Missouri: ye
Montana: yeeeeeeeet
Oklahoma: The 7 Ms lol
