"I challenge you! To a drinking competition kitten~!!" Fungas chuckles, nudging his cat familiar
"Ahahah~ You're on~" Chlomaki grins chuckling at the croc as they continue their trek to the bar where they plan to get absolutely wasted.
"WE SHOULD ALL HAVE A DRINKING COMPETION!" Satanick yells at the top of his lungs "WITH VODKA SHOTS!!"
"What does the winner get?" Emalf ponders
"THE WINNER?!" Satanick scratches his cheeks "GETS TO FUCK ME"
The crowd of young adults groan, obviously not keen on that prize
"IT'S A TRAP" Emalf exclaims earning a snort from Yosaferno
The crew fling the doors to meakemis bar wide open, all the patrons of the busy bar looking in their direction, a lot of them gasping at the presence of the devil himself
"AY MEAKEMI" Satanick bellows, meakemi sighing in response "LAY SOME SHOTS ON US MAN"
Satanick wanders up to the bar counter and smirks, ordering some vodka mix called the Purple Panic, which is 70% straight vodka, mixed with grape fanta and a slight trickle of tequilia.
"You're going down little witch" Fungas cockily chuckles
"Hahahah! I doubt that very much. CROCODILE!" Chlomaki spits "I was the best drinker back in my home town"
"This is gonna be interesting..." Emalf sighs helping Satanick carry the many tray of many shot glasses to the table
"You guys ready?" Emalf pants
"I'm excited!" Yosaferno giggles rubbing her hands together
"That's a lot of drinks..." Chlomaki gulps staring down the arrangement of drinks
"What? Can't handle it? Princess~" Fungas teases grabbing his first shot off the tray
"Heh, you're a bit cocky aren't you?" Chlomaki taunts, her confidence rising as she also takes a drink from the tray
"GOOD LUCK BEATING ME!" Satanick exclaims, eyeing the booze like its his next rape victim "WE DRINK AT THE COUNT OF THREE!!"
The gang of young drinkers grab their shots, ready to drink as much as they could. The rest of the bar watching intensely at the situation playing out next to them.
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The table then shakes, as the lot scramble to slam shots, and grab more off the tray of at least 100 shot glasses, the sounds of banging and clanging of glassware filling the bar, small amounts of spirits, spilling onto the table and floor
"Whoo now this is the stuff" Emalf pants having taken 6 shots already
Satanick throws his entire body over the table clutching 6 shot glasses in his arms, and dragging them towards him, then downing them all at once
"Christ man, I didn't know we were going that hard" Fungas widens his eyes as he watches the devil impressively skull the mixture
The bar patrons cheer, clanging their glasses against the table, yelling out for the person they are rooting for, the usually quiet bar now filled with a vibe that's electrifying
"This shits strong" Yosaferno wheezes having only managed to do 3 shots
"I love this mix~ much better then that satans ale shit" Chlomaki laughs, being up to her 8th shoot
"I take offence to that. hahaha" Satanick snickers, hoarding at least 12 glasses, and stealing some from emalfs pile
"Fuck. little witch, I'm kinda proud" Fungas chokes, having just downed his 7th "I gotta overtake ya"
Emalf snatches 2 shots off Satanick and downs them both at the same time
"this is easy so far..." he gulps "not feeling anything yet, how about you guys?"
Chlomaki slams her 12th glass to the table "NOPE!!"
"19th ahaah!" Satanick cheers throwing his hands in the air
Yosaferno wheezes downing her 7th "this stuff is strong..."
Emalf quickly downs about 5 more shots, glaring at fungas "ya scared bro"
"Fuck off mate, you're not gonna beat me~" Fungas successful finishes his 15th shot
"HEY FUNGAS STOPS HOARDING" growls Chlomaki
"I'm not hoarding, you're just slow~" Fungas replies with a smirk
The crew continue to fight over the remaining shots, until, after satanick slams his final shot, there is only one shot glass remaining.
Satanick, Fungas, Chlomaki and Emalf stare at each other. Preparing to fight to the death for this one final point, the bar patrons, starting "ooo! ooo! oooing!" to see who will get this last shot
SNATCH!
In a flash the final shot is snatched by the pitch witch herself, an eruption of sound then bellowing through the bar
"WHAT DID EVERYONE GET~!" Satanick announces, as they go around the table one by one counting their shots, kinda playing for the crowd at this point
"40~" Fungas smirks, proud of his achievement
"30..." Emalf groans in defeat,
"Fungas... what the fuuuuck~" Chlomaki grunts a small blush on her cheeks, announcing that she has downed 36 shots
"What...? You okay little witch" he replies with a smirk
Satanick throws one of his shot glasses to the ground with a huge grin and throws his hands to the sky "42 SHOTS! KEKEKEK~!"
Yosaferno groans having counted 15 "15..."
Satanick cheers, jumping up and down like a child "I WIN FOOLS~! CAN'T BEAT A DEVIL!!" He celebrates, rubbing his victory In his opponents faces
Meakemi sighs looking at the mess on the tables. "So much of my alcohol wasted"
"Hahahaha~ it's not wasted~" Chlomaki calls out pointing at the bartender "It's all in our system now"
"Little witch.. you okay" Fungas smirks over at the tipsy witch
"FINE!! FINE~! I'M GREEEEAAAT" Chlomaki throws her hands in the air, the shots kicking in "WOO LET'S PARTY"
"I like this cat~!!!!" Satanick cackles "kukukukuuk~ we should all have an orgy later~"
Everyone instantly groans in response
"GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!" Emalf chuckles "LET'S DANCE, WE SHOULD TOTALLY DANCE"
"LET'S GO TO THE LOCAL RAVE BAR~!" Satanick cheers, loving emalfs idea, forgetting about his sexual urges
"LET'S DO IIIIITTT~!" Chlomaki gets up, her face engulfed in red blush
"Yeah lets get funkyyy~" Yosaferno hics
Satanick gets up and laughs "Put it on my tab Meakemi~~!!!!"
The 5 tipsy idiots, stumble out the door, the mess in the bar, now being left for Meakemi to clean up
They make their way downtown to one of Satanick rave bars, partying like there was no tomorrow, ordering more drinks, getting off their face drunk.
"Hey~ You're real a real purrrity kitty~" Fungas drunkily slurs leaning on Chlomaki who was proabably just as drunk
"Shhhhut uhp you~! Get ur arssss ovher here"
Was the last thing Chlomaki remembered saying before she blacked out
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You guys can decide what happened after that ;) (Not sex ew)
Next chapter will be updated tomorrow!! If I don't die from asthma, the next chapter is long and angsty, so just you wait... kekekekeke~
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The Cat and the Crocodile {Fungas Crocodile x Chlomaki}
Fanfiction☆{NON CANNON ORIGIN STORY}♡ An angel turned witch, arrives in the pitch black world, with intentions to have a free, new life. But. what she doesn't know that there is more to this place then she thought. and the residents, were more than strange to...
