John is a disaster part 1

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yeet henlo 

John is forgetful shaggy 

Paul is high roger taylors mi-macas 

George is Pink Guy 

Ringo is drunk baby 

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drunk baby: john told me to tell all of you that you guys that Walmart has a lower acceptance rate than Harvard 

Pink Guy: What the actual fuck Richard?

high roger taylors mi-macas: Yeah!! Its the middle of summer and john hasnt been answerng to our text                                                                                                                                                                                like whats up with that ???                                                                                                                                            he was fine early this summer 

drunk baby:Mimi took his phone and laptop cause she nticed he was getting  more depression 

high roger taylors mi-macas: and how do you know this??

drunk baby: Hes over at my house 

Pink Guy: oi rich can yah put him on yer phone for a wile? pleasss?

drunk baby: sure in a sec

high roger taylors mi-macas: this will go ver y bad or just very very BAD

drunk baby: OI LADZZ WHO MISSED ME!!
JOHN WISTON LENNON?!?!?!?

Pink Guy:sadly us:)

drunk baby:luv that:)

high roger taylors mi-macas: so jawn wat happn

drunk baby: so Mimi was like "u been gettng depression" an i was like "yeh its the middle of zummah and i have no shizz to do but fook that y'know" but she still wasnt satisfied with my answer and just chalked it up with me feuding and beafing with ppl online and she took my phone and laptop suddenly, wanting me to get better mentally an d emotionaly \

Pink Guy: woah

high roger taylors mi-macas: damn felt that m8

drunk baby: so yep now im here over at richs house 

drunk baby: doing nothing but existing

drunk baby:and breathing

drunk baby: and blinking

drunk baby:and just sitting 

drunk baby:typing 

drunk baby: without a care 

Pink Guy: How high are you?

drunk baby: I think it goes, Hi, how are you?

Pink Guy: Paul dont leave me hear with John alone

drunk baby:here*

Pink Guy: John I think you of all people dont have the privileged of auto correcting 

drunk baby: I am offended 

Pink Guy: POL PLZZ DONT LEAVE ME HERE ALONE WITH THIS MANIAC!!

high roger taylors mi-macas: 

drunk baby: Is this the frist time weve used a picture here wow

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drunk baby: Is this the frist time weve used a picture here wow

Pink Guy changed roger taylors mi-macas's name to help!

help!:woth?

Pink Guy changed drunk baby's name to Rings come bacc

Rings come bacc: I am offended 

Rings come bacc changed Pink Guy's name to Hopper and billy dies in s3

hopper and billy dies in s3: YOU MOTHERFUCKER 

help!:wait doesn't hopper really die in the end...

hopper and billy dies in s3: SPOILERS !!!!!

help!: its been out for like a week george !

hopper and billy dies in s3: WELL MY MOM HANST CALLED COMCAST TO GET NETFLIX BACK CAUSE WE HAD TO CANCEL IT 2DAYS BEFORE THE SHOW CAME AND DCGGCKJCGSJCGC

Rings come bacc: is he aving a stroke 

help!: probaby

Rings come bacc: well fellas it was nice and it was real

Rings come bacc: but was it real fun 

Rings come back: No.

Rings come back: cya pals

help!: and as sudden as he came, he left with the wind

hopper and billy dies in s3: Paul what the actual fuck its literally 3pm in a thursday, sunny day in liverpool 

help!:

hopper and billy dies in s3: IN ALL ThAt IS HOLLY STOP

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hopper and billy dies in s3: IN ALL ThAt IS HOLLY STOP

Rings come bacc: yo fam im bacc 

Rings come bacc: and sinse im bacc  i need a new name

hopper and billy dies in s3 changed Rings come bacc's name to peace and love 

peace and love: nice !

peace and love changed hopper and billy dies in s3's name to lorne micheals 

lorne micheals: how dare you expose my love for snl rings 

help! changed forgetful shaggy's name to that one edge lord 

lorne micheals: yes

peace and love : so what now ??

help!:idk 

lorne micheals: so the weather is very nice

help!: shut up joj

peace and love: i am lowkey bored

lorne micheals: ha! lowey

peace and love: I dont need this bullying 

help!: Its called platonic bdsm 

lorne micheals: NOOOOOOO!

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hey u guys been?

:)

and the stranger things story joj said heppn to me

i still havnt seen s3 of stranger things 

have a nice day lads 

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