Dan's Diss Track

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Again, it's not a vine but it's close.


If you just want to think of one character think of Gameknight, but if not... look below. (Lyrics are normal, character is bold.)



Hunter: A month without uploading he comes back with a tag. (whoo) That no one even tagged him in he's not a challenge to drag. (ouch) So prepare for an attack and by that I mean cringe. (cringe) Cause this motherf*cker's 'bout to get dragged by his fringe.


Feyd: First things first, you're freakishly tall it's weird you look like a noodle. (true) You've got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a poodle. (hobbit) Throw in a really annoying posh voice and, yup, that's Dan. (posh) You're what would happen if Winnie the Pooh f*cked Slenderman.


Shawney: You procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? (ooh) You're so close to being forgotten, the hate's imaginary. (whoa) The only reason you get views is you're another white guy. That people ship with his friend cause they think it's kawaii.


Oh
Reasons why Dan's a fail (Yay!)
I'll give you some


Mallacoda: You never tweet, you overeat, all you do is cry and sleep. Your jokes are sh*tposts and memes with no originality. (uh huh) Your family's sad you flopped your law degree at university. And anything embarrassing that's from your past you just delete.


Herder: You were vegan for like three weeks, then what, you missed the meat? (milk) Wow, I'm so impressed by your clear moral integrity! 


Feyd: You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic. But can't make toast without tumblr saying you're problematic. (boo, oh)


Crafter: I could go on there's more if I check. There's more things on this list than chins on your neck. On your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death. A 100? Yeah, when getting out of bed makes you out of breath? (real)


Hunter: So your celebrity crush was J-Law but now it's Evan P.? (mhmm) What the fuck even is your sexuality? It's hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry. (what is it)

Herder: I think it's just to hide that you're secretly a furry. I'm-I'm joking. Obviously. Okay that went deep... Repress it? Yup! Before I start crying let's wrap this sh*t up.


Charybdis: I'm gonna go and m*sturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza. (feelings) Shout out to the other YouTubers especially Ryan Higa. (jerk) A cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation. Met with no depreciation it's the YouTube nation.

Gameknight: Click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year! (or 3) To see my last one (from 10 years ago), just click over here. (fail) So leave a comment with your reaction, you can call me a liar. Cause you just witnessed the roast of danisnotonfire. [Sobbing]

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