The Drunk History of Fall Out Boy

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Okay, so if you don't want to read all this, here are the characters: 

Brendon = Chary 

Patrick = Reaper

Joe = Xa-Tul 

Pete = Feyd 

Andy = Oxus 

The random guy in Fulled By Ramen = Herobrine

Tyler = Gameknight

Josh = Shawney

Dallon = Mallacoda

K*nny = Zombie Pigman King


While on the Save Rock and Roll Tour...

Brendon Urie from Panic! at the Disco drank

Shots of COLDCOCK Whiskey

Shots of Jameson

Shots of Glenlivet Scotch

Numerous Beers throughout the day

Numerous Beers chugged before the shots

and a Vodka Redbull from Joe Trohman

And then retold the History of Fall Out Boy...


Chary: Alright, It's the summer of 2001. *snort* HA HA hA! Joe meets Patrick and he's like, 

Xa-Tul: Yo, I know about music.

Chary: And Patrick's like, 

Reaper: Yo, I know more about music.

Xa-Tul: That's impossible, do you wanna start a band?

Chary: And Patrick's like,

Reaper: ... Yeah, that's cool.

Chary: And then he's like,

Reaper: Yo, this is a bookstore, it's not a music store. 

Chary: And then they met at Patrick's house. So Patrick's wearing shorts and socks and a hat. *laugh* Patrick is playing drums for some f*cking reason. And Pete's there for some reason! *laugh* They start playing music together. They're like, "Oh, let's play some f*cking covers from some other bands!" It was like, Green Day, an' f*cking Misfits, and f*cking Ramones. Pete said to Joe,

Feyd: Yo, we gotta change this sh*t up! 

Chary: *Laughs hysterically* 

Feyd: Yo, we've played all these bands; let's play sh*t from Fall Out Boy.

Chary: ... And so Pete and Patrick are like,

Reaper: Yo, that's dope, but we need a f*cking drummer.

Chary: *snort* Because Patrick's playin' drums and he's a singer! Patrick's like,

Reaper: Yo, I got a soul voice,

Chary: And they're like,

Feyd: Wait how do you have a soul voice?

Chary: And he's like,

Reaper: Yo, watch this! yEAHHHHHHAah! (Yeah)

Chary: And they're like, "Oh my God, that sounds like soul!" So they put it in the song and it was like, 

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