★Desime Random★ [✔]

Desime jokes

Courage: Here's a FUN christmas idea.We hang mistletoe but instead of kissing the person under it we have to fight them!

Violence:No,we're not doing that.

Courage:Mistlefoe.

Violence:N o.

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Witchcraft burried in 3 comforters:I am the spirit taco.The begining and the end of comforting.I am the couch of potato,the sleepy king and the superhero of watching cartoons.

Vanessa:You've been wrapped like that for 8 hours,are you sure you're okay?

Witchcraft,sobbing:No,i'm stuck and i really have to pee. T^T

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Lust:So we're both single and,well i don't want to be single forever so.

Chastity:So tomorrow we--

Lust:Date each other!

Chastity:

Chastity:i was going to say kill,but sure that'll work.

Lust:

Lust:Chas,w h y.

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Mischie:Tags yourselves as aesthetics!

Cowardice:Purple and blue.Flowers.Bacon Pancakes[eeey].Strawberry flavoured cake.Drawings.And scaredy cat.

Despair,Curse:I hate life.Kill me.End my life.My soul is black.I love the colour black.And i hate ya'll.Also give me bleach.

Mischie:

Mischie:Wo w.Hold on edgelords.

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Hope:So what do you do for a living?

Wrath:Killing people.

Envy:Envied people?

Gluttony:'Eat' Temperance.

Wrath,Envy,Hope:

Gluttony:What?

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[Poli n Crimi AU ey--]

[Basically the sins are criminals and le virtues are polices]

Lust:Wow,a handcuff you're kinky.

Chastity:First of all i'm a cop,and you're under arrest.

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Curse:Des,ask me why i love you.

Despair,sighs:Why do you love me?

Curse,showing a 150 slide presentation:I'm glad you asked!

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[The 7 virtues and sins was playing snowball fight]

[One snowball hits Wrath]

[The others froze]

Wrath:[slowly turned his back to face the other]Who was that?..

Patience:Sorry,Wrath it was me!

Wrath:O h.It's okay don't worry about it!

Gluttony:No,she's lying!It was Dili! 

Diligence,smirking:Wait,what!No i din't!

Diligence:Oi,Irra!Oi IRRA DON'T WAIT!!D O N 'T!W R A T H!!!

Wrath:[threw and iceberg at Diligence]

#Dili ended up in the hospital for a month

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Gluttony:I'm dad inside.

Gluttony:I mean dead.

Gluttony,looks over at a glaring Chastity:No i din't.

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