"This Nigga a Weirdo"

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It was a usual day of work. The intercom spoke: "Nurse Tamia you're patient is ready". "Thank you, send him in." "You Tamia?" I heard a deep voice ask. I turned around to be faced with a man who looked to be 6'2 dark skin with piercing eyes. "Maneee I don't got time for this shit" "Are you Tamia?"
"It's Nurse Tamia." I replied. "Whatever man just get this shit over with bruh. I got some where to be."
Tf this nigga on. Coming in here like he run this shit. I'll split his shit wide open. "Bitch What?!" he yelled. Lord please tell me I did not say that aloud.
"Bruh you bitches be bonkers." "Talking to me like that." What the fu- I know damn well this peanut booty ass nigga ain't talking bout disrespect.
Imma lose my job fucking with him.
"What's your name?" I asked

"Chris" he dryly stated. " Why are you here?" "I have symptoms of a cold." This tough ass nigga bitching to me about a mfn cold- I busted out laughing. "I wonder can dead bodies laugh." He asked. I immediately stop laughing. "See you didn't even have to do that" I simply said. "Girl prescribe me my shit so I can leave" "Take some Mucinex" I stated so he can get the fuck out my face. "That's it?" Chris asked. "Yes that's it nig-". "I CAME ALL THE WAY UP TO THIS LEANING ASS CLINIC FOR SOME DAMN ADVIL??" he yelled. "Actually Mucinex sir." I matter of factly stated. I should have prescribed him some Listerine cus his breath kicked me right in my shit.

"Man I'm out this bitch" chris said. "Have a nice evening sir" I finaly said.
Finally It's time for me to go home. I leave work and get into my Camaro.
While Im driving home I listen to Key Glock. I damn near get into two car accidents. Im suprised Im still alive since I was damn near driving my shit on the side walk. I finally pull up to my crib...yea ik that bitch nice huh?

It's not fancy but it's home hoe

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It's not fancy but it's home hoe...what you shit looking like? Anywayss
I put my stuff down and head to my room. I just knew my dumb ass was bout to relax for the rest of the night. Then I get a text from my bestie,Jaylen

Bestieee ❤: bitch stop what you doing we going to the mfnnn club hoe.

Bestieee❤:You off for the rest of the weekend.

Bestieee❤: You coming whether you want to or not hell.

Me: I- yk what. Why do I even try with you. 🤦🏽‍♀️ lil sandal booty ass

Bestieee❤: bih my sandal booty ass and yo zipper lip ass goin or imma call dae dae to beat that ass

Me: girl yk i don't fw him no more. He smell like bacteria and q tips

Bestieee❤: guh ong I caught a wiff of that shit and I must've passed out or sum hell

Me: 😂

Bestieee❤: go get ready boo imma come round 9

Me: Ight bih

Heyyyyyy❗This is my first storyy... I'll update later. Hope yall folks like it 💙

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