Your name is John Egbert, and you're having a crisis.
There is a girl you know, the older sister of one of your best friends. Her name is Roxy Lalonde, and you think it was love at first sight.
Rose and Jade seems to disagree.
But you think that she's the girl of your dreams, and you want to tell her that.
Problem is, Roxy is in tenth grade, and she's fifteen.
You're thirteen, and in eighth grade.
How is a middle schooler supposed to ask out a high schooler?
You have no idea.
And you've already tried asking Rose and Jade. They just told you no.
But wait. As you stare at the clock reading "1:03 AM", it hits you.
You could ask Dave.
He's always been better with girls than you. Maybe you could ask him what to do. How to guarantee a yes.
It's pretty late though. Will he even be awake?
You flop off of your bed to go check.
Oh, wow, he's online. You don't know what you were expecting. It's Dave. It's probably not even late for him.
ectoBiologist[EB] began pestering turntechGodhead[TG] at 1:05
EB: dave?
EB: i need your help.
TG: lay it on me bro
TG: let me hear all about your prepubescent man problems
EB: um. well, i figured since you seem to know a lot about girls, that you could tell me if you think asking roxy out is a good idea.
TG: its a great idea
TG: fucking foolproof
EB: you think so?
EB: that sounded pretty sarcastic.
TG: no
TG: egbert listen
TG: now that you brought up the topic you cant back down
TG: youre morally obligated to ask her out now
EB: yeah, but will it work?
TG: of course it will
TG: your whole "im a giant middle school dork" thing drives girls crazy
TG: i mean it hasnt yet
TG: but it totally could
EB: you think so?
TG: i can fucking feel it
TG: shell see you and be seduced by your glistening blue irises
EB: i don't think they glisten, but okay.
TG: trust me on this one
TG: ask her out
EB: only if you're sure it'll go well.
TG: john
TG: i have never been more sure of anything in my entire life
TG: go to sleep now
EB: well, if you're sure.
EB: night dave!
That went a lot better than you expected. You really didn't expect Dave to be so... supportive?
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