So a man walks into a grocery store

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So, a man walks into a grocery store. Looking for some milk. And gets the milk, the end...

Wait... Why would a man need milk?
CUZ',YA NEED SUM' MILK
Please, please go away... This needs to be the best story ever...

So a man walks into a grocery store, looking for some milk for his best friend's birthday. He gets the milk and they have the best birthday every. The end.

NO, NO, NO! THIS NEEDS TO BE THE BEST STORY EVER! I CAN'T HAVE SOME BORING ASS MILK STORY!
Maybe, add gay frogs or some shit and let's raid area 51 with some kyles and naruto runners and shit
PROFANITY! THERE MIGHT BE KIDS ON HERE!
This is Wattpad ya dumbass.
*Beep Beep* fixing the fourth wall

So, a man gets a call from his friend's dog. The dog says it's his owner's birthday today and asks him to get some milk to help the dog make a cake.
  The man gets the milk and shit but battles a old thing, I don't fucking know I give up

*dabs on dem hates as the haters dab back*

Fuck this story I'm out

Fuck this story I'm out

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