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Me- damn. So like what would u do if your foot falls completely off?

Billie🤙💅👽- i will pick it up and put it back on 😐

Billie🤙💅👽- tf do u mean what would I do 😂😂

Me- I'm just trying to make you aware of what COULD happen if u don't stop jumping around on stage like a kangaroo 😂😂

Billie🤙💅👽- that's not gonna happen 🤷‍♀️ guess Imma have to perform with duck tape just in case

Me- mmm you're smarter than u look

Billie🤙💅👽- fuck off 😂 that also counts as being an asshole 🖕

Me- I was kidding 😂😂😂

Billie🤙💅👽-mhmm 🙄

Me- I'm sure u are very educated about things

Billie🤙💅👽- is that sarcasm? 🤨

Me- No, I'm being genuine.

Billie🤙💅👽- i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not rn 🤔

Me- omf I'm not being sarcastic 😂

Billie🤙💅👽- okay

Me- okay

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