FNAF Messages [ ✓ ]

I Text The Animatronics

Sam - hi?

Freddy - who ta fudge are you?

Mike - He seems like they don't wanna kill me...

Sam - i do have people I wanna kill

Bonnie - don't we all

Chica - CARL YOU WILL NOT LEAVE ME FOR SPRINGTRAP

Carl - bish imma Cupcake, you can't control me

Bonnie - anyone seen Foxy?

Sam - the last thing I heard from him was like three chapters ago so... Idk

Bonnie - wait, who are you?

Sam - well I'm not Cassidy or Purple Guy am I?

Purple Guy - hi, you called?

Sam - fook off ya dingus

Purple Guy - well that's one way to say hi
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Purple Guy - Sam, why are you outside my house?
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Purple Guy - Sam it's really late, go back to bed now and LEAVE ME BE!

BonBon - excuse me, that's a rip off of my line

Bonnie - okay, now WHO ARE YOU?!

Sam - well...
Sam - how to explain...
Sam - i guess ya can call me Funtime Molten Freddy

Freddy - wait, you're ANOTHER Freddy?

Mike - god save us all

Sam - nope I'm a human but that's mah nickname like Carl is an idiot

Carl - I'll have you know that I am a fantastic member of this fandom

Sam - check Reddit and YouTube

Carl - o o f
Carl - people really do hate me

Bonnie - so you are a human like Mike?

Sam - yes

Bonnie - are you in the diner atm?

Sam - sure why not

Bonnie - guys we finally have a friend who isn't Mike!!!

Foxy - who be the new kid?

Freddy - He's called Sam and they're gonna be our friend and kill Mike :3

Mike - you may wanna remove me from the group chat first

Springtrap - hey Sam, wanna see the back room?

Sam - I'll have you know that I have heard from the others about what you do there and I would rather not

Springtrap - aw

Sam - fuking nonce

Springtrap - ik where you live

Sam - well duh I'm not in America am I?

Mike - hah

Chica - leave whilst you still can

Sam - i wasn't even in the diner in the first place but wtf, I'm coming

Bonnie - wait, we're gonna actually have a friend who isn't gonna leave us?!

Sam - in about 3 days as I live nowhere near you guys
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Sam - PURPLE DUDE I WILL NOT DO WHAT YOU SAY AS I AM FAR OLDER THAN THESE 8 YEAR OLDS AND AM MORE MATURE THAN MIKE.

Mike - she got that right
Mike - ya got burnt

Chica - Mike, she burnt you too

Mike - you little shi-

Mike has left the chat

Foxy - we know where he be living anyways
Foxy - so Sam, what brings ye to helping us

Sam - I'm bored and it's 11 in the evening where I live so meh
Sam - also, Mike is so overrated
Sam - security guards deserve much worse

Mangle - I found Mike in his mum's basement

A/N - and with that spelling of mum, you know what type of English I speak.

Fun fact - apart from English, I know two other languages