-What do you mean there are no batteries left?!
-Well, you used them all for your gaming consoles and now we don't have even one fucking battery for the fucking flashlight so we could go outside for more fucking beans!
-Ok, ok. I get it. We're looking for batteries when we go out from now.
-No. We're getting beans!
The two boys left the house they used the previous day for a hideout and started looking for a supermarket. The streetlights were all broken or just not working and there was no way to see anything as the moon was hidden from all the clouds of pollution.
-You know....this would be more creepier if there weren't zombies. Like...I think that people and ghosts are worse, but zombies...Boy, do they die easily.
-Says the person, who has never killed a zombie.
-Oh, fuck you John!
-Okay, fuck me!
-Okay.
-Okay!
-Okay!
-Do you want to have dinner first?
As the two idiots walked down the street a scream filled the night. Like a reminder that this was a crisis time, not some Korean drama.
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Apocalylacopa
HumorThe zombie outbreak started around two years ago and now John finds himself cornered by the decaying zombie, he used to play games every night with. Then he does the unthinkable and bites it first. When it falls to the floor and grows its skin back...
