Hetalia reacting to Headcannons!

19 (The 2p!s,again...)

Warning: pretty long

Grasshopper: *exists*

2p!Italy: GET THAT FUCKING THING AWAY FROM ME *throws all of his knives, missing the grasshopper*

2p!Italy: *shoves Italy in front of him* You take care of that!

Italy: Aww! A little grasshopper!

Germany: You cannot be a soldier if you're afraid of everything!

2p!Germany: Oh please, I got this.

*something moves in the bush*

2p!Germany: *runs away screaming for his mother in german*

Italy: *comes out of the bush* Ciao Doitsu!

Germany:  ...

*Japan and 2p!Japan walk on the street*

*suddenly they see a poster for the It-Movie*

2p!Japan: *shivers*

Japan: *confused*

2p!Romano: *reading the newspaper and spots a model with ugly clothes*
*screeches*

Romano: What the fuck is your problem??

2p!Romano: *burns the newspaper* Get me Holy water! I NEED IT NOOOW

America: Is that why you're vegetarian?

2p!Allen: *lies* No, course not, porkchop! The fuck?

*England and 2p!England sit in a café, drinking a cup of tea*

Cockroach: *jumps on the table*

2p!England: *unholy scream*

France: You're *cough* smoking because of bees? Mon dieu!

2p!France: *spots a bee sitting on the chair he's sitting on*
*quickly moves to the other chair*

Russia: Aw, look at this, Viktor! An ant colon-

2p!Russia: *steps on it with his foot*

Russia: *shocked*

China: Then you're our frontline, aru!

2p!China: *smokes his precious opium* nothing can stop me!!!

*it's raining, Canada and 2p!Canada are outside*

Canada: Oh look! The worms are coming out!

2p!Canada: Mattie, we're going in *pulls Canada with him*

Austria: Stupid pigeons, go away! *tries to hit them with a newspaper*

Pigeons: *fly in 2p!Austrias direction*

2p!Austria: *screams* Help me Roderich!!!!

2p!Prussia: *sits on a bench in the park*

Crow behind him:*caws*

2p!Prussia: *turns around horrified, then runs away screaming*

Prussia: *laughing his ass off, while recording poor Gillen*