My older brother: "Hey can you go and buy food for dinner?"
Me: "why don't you buy it? Your faster?"
B: "I'm going to clean while your gone"
M: "sounds good"
20 minutes later and house has not been cleaned
M: "what the fuck did you clean"
B: "...."
M: "...."
B: "my history"
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I point at (b/n) and start yelling "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?! ARENT U MEANT TO BE AT SCHOOL?!"
The helicopter he was in hovered over us, somehow I was still able to hear I'm over the sound of, I don't know, THE FUCKING HELICOPTER!
"Well you see my unintelligent sister, my school saw me as too sexy and let me out early, also mother wanted me to come here suddenly as I was doing a test that may or may not have effected my future but it's fine, I'm not salty at all about having to help u, not at all in the worst possible time, HAHAHAHA!" His laughter started turning into tears, now his crying
While I was staring at (b/n) being disappointed in many ways I forgot about the whole test.
Life lesson, never forget about the test in front of Satan.
Behind me I felt a huge killing intent, I was sweating, I swear for a second I thought it was raining
I jumped dodging mums attack, from where I stood was destroyed and Mum had a knife at hand
"I think this is just a game?" I think I heard a demon
Good news: I'm not dead yet
Bad news: I'm going to die
"DONT WORRY (Y/N)!! I GOT THIS!" (B/n) brings out a bazooka that has glowing lines all over it, his bazooka has a pretty cool shape and looked like something from the future
*BAM!*
Bright neon spears were shot out, they all were heading in different directions to confuse the enemy but their end goal is to kill the target
'Somehow that looks something like my lightning spears...'
"Get ur ass up in the helicopter (y/n), we're flying outta here!" (B/n) yells
Quickly flying up I jump in the helicopter and then we zoom off into the finish line
At least that's what we thought....
Not even a second has past and the helicopter was shot down by Satan
"Fuck, she caught up..." he mumbles not even shocked
He puts on a parachute bag and jumps, I follow suit
As (b/n) lands he watches his helicopter fall down and explodes
'May helicopter-san enjoy the afterlife with popcorn-chan'
(Why do I ship this?)
I land with (b/n) and salute, (b/n) joins me-
"It seems 2 children will be joining helicopter today" we both hear a sadistic mother saying in the distance
I grab (b/n) and start flying, he aims his gun at Satan that was running closer towards us
His weird bazooka gun starts to disassemble and reassemble into a different shape
....
Wait a second- is that mums sniper?!
He aims the gun straight at Mum and whispers "eat shit"
*BANG*
The shot was so powerful i nearly dropped him on the floor, not only that the shot nearly winded me
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The Gamer (bnha fanfic)
FanfictionWhat if life was a game? Meet (Y/n). (L/n) she's just a lazy otaku that enjoys life. Her quirk is that of a gamer, seeing dialogue in floating boxes, levels and stats of people around her, ect. What would happen if she finds a glitch in the game ca...
