"Go get some vegan strawberry ice cream, coward."
"Yours is thicker than mine..."
"You were a little you brain dead then, but you've been brain dead ever since."
"Well it's just... I just... I tried to tape the bread to the wall cuz I thought it'd be weird. But it failed... many times... Anyways I gave up on that, shut up you heard nothing from me."
"Probably some bad necrophilia in it. Like all those bad fetishes."
"Is this what you guys do I when you hang out? You don't even make eye contact."
- an eight-year-old
"Well I have 83 protons, and her over there? Idk. None? Oh wait, what's He? Helium! She's helium."
"Ew. Why does she have a tampazle in her mouth?!"
