I'm gonna introduce another character now.
He has cancer too.
Like everyone in this book does.
He has a stupid name too.
Augustus Gloop is the name of a fat kid in Charlie and the chocolate factory.
I'm not sure what his last name is.
Let's pretend that he doesn't have one.
Okay?
Okay.
(That was foreshadowing.)
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The Fault in our starts 2.0
Humor~A parody~ This is just a parody of "The Fault In Our Stars" by John Green. It is not meant in any way to offend or discriminate against anyone. Thank You
