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Horror's love story (barbahorror)

(This idea is from the magnificent cin1920, I didn't even know that horror had an axe named Barbara and I didn't know there was a ship of it XD,Hope you enjoy ^^!)
Horror: hello motherfu**- I MEAN! Greeting- I mean oh sh**.
Error: CUT!!!!
~take 2~
Horror: hello everyone;I heard you have a question- okay CUT!
~take 3~
Le author: *wearing a super kawaii anime girl dress,forced to do it cuz of ink,is really pissed off* I'm going to kill you ink-
Ink: HUSH! We're recording!
Le author: *glares at ink.and says in an anime voice* horror-Chan!! How on earth have you loved a motherfu-
Horror: complete that sentence,I dare you =)
Le author: I-I- I mean! Horror-Chan! How did you met and grew to loooveee Barbara! AkA: your beloved axe! And how are you in a "relationship" with her! *is cringing so much,embarrassed too*
Horror: aahhhhhh *coughs* that sounds more like a moan *coughs* good question,young one... *grabs the author,puts his arm in her shoulder,almost looks like he's choking her but he's not,hugs her roughly and pats her roughly too* it was back in the good old days
Le author: *in mind* the funk horror you smell like dead meet =_=
~~~~~three million years ago~~~~
Horror: NOOO! A-ALEXA!!!! (An old axe I just named XDDDDD
Alexa: I have a new babe
Alexa: which is MAH SELF!!!!
Horror: can I marry your sister?
Alexa: sure,lad
Horror: thanks,bit**.
~~
Horror: and When I saw her,Beautiful sharp axe that could
Horror: kill all o hopes and dreams of everyone
Horror: I couldn't be happier with her more
Le author: this is bullchit,=_=
Horror: BARBARA! I WANTETH DAT LOTTLE BRAT'S HEAD!
Le author: JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID ANIME DRESS!!!! WHY AM I WEARING MAKE UP TOO?!?!?
Ink: * A H E M* THAT'S BECAUSE
Error: you're ugly. You need makeup
Le author: *eyes twitching,in the "makeup" part,grabs a chainsaw and runs after error and ink* I WILL RIP EVERY SONGLR BONE IN YOUR BODY AND FEED IT TO THE HUNGRY ASH DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ink: P-PLEASE DON'T!!!!
Error: NO REGRETS,BIT**