Undertale ships on Crack...i guess XD [ 1 ] [ Requests open!]

Coffeemare

(This idea is from Rainbowlolwtfaa ,let's see how this turns out uwu)
Nightmare: *takes a microphone,puts the microphone near his mouth (logic has left us,why mention it =^=?)* test t- TEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSTTt-
Error: OW MY FU**ING EARS!!!!!
Nightmare: THAT'S RIGHt,GLITCHBIT**!!!!! SUFFER!!!! Hahahahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-
Error: :,)
#errorprotectionsquadunite
Killer: just get to the fu**ing point already- jeez-
Nightmare: alright
Nightmare: WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE A SH** ABOUT ANYTHING! WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!?!?
Cross: eat choco choco :3
Error: make puppets.
Killer: think about my life chooses
Nightmare: HAHA! WRONG BI**ES!
Nightmare: YOU DRINK COFFEE!!!!!
Cross: what's so cool about a coffee?
Nightmare; *Gasps*
Error: * LE GASP*
Every coffee lover: * L E G A S P E T H*
Nightmare: CRISS CROSS!!! HOW DARE CHU INSULT MAH BAE?!?!?
Cross: w-
Nightmare: nope,time out corner for you
Nightmare: >:(
Cross: :"(

Horror: *BISH SLAPETH* OI! YOUR VOICE IS SO AWFULY FU**ED UP!
Nightmare: *ahem* where were we?
Nightmare: O H, Y E A
Nightmare: when it's the end of the world,what do you do?
Error: m-
Nightmare: DRINK COFFEE OF COURSE!!!
Nightmare: when you watch memes,what do you do?
Nightmare: DRINK COFFEE!!!
Nightmare: BECAUSE COFFEE IS BAEEe-
*technical difficulties,please stand by*