Spider-Man Oneshots

Alexander Hamilton

"What's your name man?" Peter took a deep breath, this was his moment. This was the moment that he'd been preparing for, it had been a year practicing for his first show, and now it was time. he walked up on stage, "Alexander Hamilton," the large crowd cheered, this time not for Spider-Man, but for Peter. He smiled, "my name is Alexander Hamilton. And there's a million thing I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait."

                                                                          WTF RICHARD

He had just finished his first show, and, wow. People were screaming, they were crying and laughing. The whole musical was basically an emotional roller coaster. He had to admit, he might've shed a tear or two during Phillip's death, he liked the actor and his character. But he didn't have much time to think about his performance, the directors had decided to put in a little skit at the end, just for this show. 

He walked back on stage, and the crowd cheered. There were pearly white gates in front of him, so he grabbed the bars with his hands, and Aaron Burr walked on stage. The crowd booed him, "Well, if it isn't Aaron Burr, sir?!" I shrieked with a hint of a giggle, Aaron Burr screamed and ran off the stage. The crowd laughed and Peter heard faint yells of, "go to hell, Burr!" "PARDON ME?!" and, ever the favorite, "BEGONE-ETH THOT!"

He would say that his first show, was a success. Now, to wrap it all up, he had to get pictures with all the fans.

                                                                       WTF RICHARD

It had been a few months since my first show, and I had performed many more. I had finally gotten a grip on the whole acting gig. It was a bit different than being Spider-Man, but I enjoyed it nevertheless. I had told Mr. Stark that I was on a vacation for the months that I had been performing. Now, I had been given a break, so I told Mr. Stark that my vacation was over and I would be coming to the tower soon to visit.

He had insisted that I stay with them at the tower for at least a week, because, "dammit, kid I haven't seen or talked to you in over three months. You WILL be staying with me for a week, or I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DESTROY YOUR WEB FORMULA!" I had reluctantly agreed, my last show had been a few hours ago, and I was nearing the tower.

 I wasn't sure if the makeup I had on during the show was still visible, but Natasha would be at the tower, so she would probably see through my calm facade the moment I walked through the door. I wrung my hands as I stepped into the elevator, I didn't want the Avengers to find out about me acting in the musical!

My phone dinged. It was a message from Natasha, 'Tony has a surprise for you when you get up here, Alexander.' I let out a muffled scream. How did she know?! "Mr. Parker, you have arrived at your destination" FRIDAY reminded me. "O-oh, yeah, yeah. Thanks, FRI" I stepped out of the elevator.

What I saw was... not what I was expecting. Mr. Stark, Nat, Bruce, Clint, Steve, and Loki were all wearing Hamilton T-Shirts. Except for Loki, he was wearing a Hamilton hoodie. "Hey, kid!" Mr. Stark exclaimed. "H-hey" I responded shakily, but no one noticed, "Natasha told us how much you love the musical Hamilton! So, as a welcome back, we'll all be seeing it next week!"

I glanced fearfully at Natasha, who just winked at me in response. "U-uh, yeah thank you, Mr. Stark, everybody. B-but I don't think that I can go." I stuttered. Unbeknownst to him, Loki narrowed his eyes at Peter's stuttering and became suspicious. 

Everyone's smiles fell, and it simply broke Peter's heart, "why?" asked Tony with a crestfallen expression. Peter gulped, "I, uh-" He took another look at the Avengers sorrow-filled faces, and he sighed, "Yeah, yeah I can go." The cheering and whooping of all the Avengers must've set a new record for how loud they can all be combined.

I looked down glumly, how was I supposed to tell them that I would be the one performing, and not watching the performance? I had kept it a secret for one long year, and I had never thought the Avengers would ever go see the musical. Now I had to figure out a way to get out of doing that performance, and sneak away in a few days to perform again. 

It will be the last show before the Avengers come to see him perform, so he needed to be perfect for them. He just didn't know if he could handle all of the stress piling up. Being Spider-Man, Peter Parker, Alexander Hamilton, a genius and all his school work and his job as an intern at SI, he didn't know how much longer it would take for him to finally snap!

Hey, sorry that it's been a while. I have about fifteen other drafts that I've been working on, including part 2's for London's Mystery Guy and The Office. Here are your memes!

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