A/N Its been a while so here is another instalment of some things that me and my friends have said.
"I would say I care but in the wise words of Dolores Umbridge: "I must not tell lies."
"No one can hate you more than you already hate yourself"
"Go jump into a pit of snakes."
"Yeetus delete this"
"Yeetus delete me."
"Go step on a lego."
"I will take a away your mcnuggets"
"shhh shhshshsh shshhsh"
"Lift it honey, dont drag it " *wink*
"Ive handled a lot of hot stuff sadly, Andy Samberg wasnt one of them."
"Spell me, M-E, You forgot the "D", Theres no "D" in me. Not yet
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A/N this next one was during a scene I was doing in Drama
"Peppaaa, what are you doing watching our sceeene."
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Crackhead Scenarios
HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)
