A Crazy EX Battle: Song Covers

9# Earth by Lil Dicky

Shawn: We have a special guest singing with us. You won't guess who he is.

Lil Dicky:

What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here. Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, you know, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:

We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home

Michael:

Hi, I'm a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge

Crystal:

Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?

Wengie:

I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)

Calum:

How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)

Collins:

I'm a fat, fucking pig

Sierra:

I'm a common fungus

Alan:

I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole

Alex:

I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up

Brent:

And I'm Kanye West

All:

We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

Luke:

Ba-dum-ba-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
We are the vultures, feed on the dead

Shawn:

We're just some rhinos, horny as heck

Devan:

I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?

Zoe:

Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
I hop all day, up and down with you

Sheryl:

I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

Niall:

What the fuck? I'm a clam!

Gun:

I'm a wolf. Howl!

Jacob:

I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut

Anyu:

And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Lil Dicky: Get on, yah!)
Giddy up, let's ride

Raphael:

I'm HPV, don't let me in

Yuto:

I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what? It's cute

Tanya:

We love you, India

Prem:

We love you, Africa

Thaiyo:

We love the Chinese

Lil Dicky:

We forgive you, Germany

Lil Dicky:

Earth, it is our planet (Alex: It's our planet)
We love the Earth (Tanya: We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)

Lil Dicky and Zoe:

We love the Earth, it is our planet (Calum: It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

Lil Dicky:

I'm a man (Hello?)
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know shit (What's going on?)
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's (Uh)
So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)

Crystal:

Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
I love this planet

Lil Dicky:

Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live

Choir:

Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum

Sung Mi:

우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요

Brent:

Amamos la tierra

Kris:

我们爱地球

Lil Dicky:

(We love you, we love you)
C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
But we're living on the same Earth
(We love you, we love you)

Crystal:

Have you ever been to Earth?

Lil Dicky:

Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Crystal
(We love you, we love you)
We're not making music for aliens here

Michael:

Are we gonna die?

Lil Dicky:

You know what, Michael? We might die
(We love you, we love you)
I'm not going to lie to you
I mean, there's so many people out here who don't think global warming's a real thing. You know? We gotta save this planet. We're being stupid
Unless we get our shit together now

Vocals: Bindi Irwin, Kris Wu, Michael Irwin, Crystal Leigh, Calum Irwin, Wengie Ayche, Collins Key, Troye Sivan, Alan Stokes, Alex Stokes, Nia Lovelis, Brent Rivera, Luke Irwin, Sierra Deaton, Jenny An Thu, Rena Lovelis, Devan Key, Shawn Irwin, Niall Horan, Sheryl Lau, Robert Irwin, Ashley Frangipine, Jacob Sartorius, Julia Michaels, Bea Miller, Raphael Irwin, Sung Mi Choi, Yuto Irwin, Kagami Tanaka, Aidan Irwin, Lila, Ring, Zoe Irwin, Prem Rodriguez, Thaiyo Irwin, Gun Rose, Anyu Chan, Shion Tanaka, Tanya Leong, Sofia Cheng and Stella Cheng

Guitar: Michael Irwin, Luke Irwin, Shawn Irwin, Niall Horan, Raphael Iriwn, Thaiyo Irwin

Bass and Keyboard: Calum Irwin, Sierra Deaton, Yuto Irwin, Zoe Irwin

Drums: Aidan Irwin

Mixing: Gun Rose