Devan: Oh sweet, someone just gifted me Undertale I wonder which playthrough I should do first...(is about to play the game until the doorbell rings) Coming! (Then Aidan, Sierra and Collins came out of nowhere as Devan freaks out)
Devan: Oh my god! Who are you people? Why are you in my house?
Sierra: Oh dear, we're not people, we're monsters.
Devan: That doesn't help!
Sierra, Aidan and Collins:
We three fates of Undertale
Beckon you to play
Spare our lives or harvest our souls
It's up to you either way
Aidan: Hey bud, you ok? No need to freak out or anything, Its just singing
Collins: And murder! Uh, I mean, music
Sierra: Oh dear, we're here to help you
Devan: Help me what?
Sierra: Play Undertale!
Sierra:
Use your love instead of your strength
To make your foes your friends
Every drop of innocent blood
Will change how the story ends
Though our King desires your soul
A pacifist will see:
It only takes a thoughtful act
To set all monsters free
Aidan: No pressure or anything
Collins: Yeah, uh, real freedom Is not letting some. goat mom tell you how to play
Sierra: Excuse me?
Aidan: If anyone's got a bone to pick,
I'm sure this kids full of 'em
Devan: That's not funny
Aidan: Yeah, I get that a lot
Aidan:
Still you seem nice, you may slip once or twice
Who am I to judge or blame?
But I guess I'll keep track just to give you some flak
At the end of the game!
Talk or use silence, try murderous violence
Heh, I'm kidding, that's a crime
And just so you know, if you kill off my bro
Then you'll have a bad time
Collins: Golly gee, that sounds really great, but let's try this instead
Collins:
Let's become the Angel of Death
And make every monster dead
Kill them all, destroy every beast
Each women, child and man
Genocides my only goal
Destruction is my plan
Collins, in synchronization with Sierra and Aidan:
It's kill or be killed
That's how you play the game
It's kill or be killed
Either way, it ends the same
Everyone you loved
Everyone you knew
Everyone will die
And they'll die because of you
Sierra, in synchronization with Aidan and Collins:
No! He's trying to use you
So don't let Flowey confuse you
I know he aims to seduce you
And ruin Undertale!
Stay determined! They'll guide you astray!
Know that you'll be lied to!
You're brave! I can see it inside you!
I pray you'll never fail!
Aidan, in synchronization with Sierra and Collins:
Look, I'm kind of a bonehead
Not the brainiest guy
But even goofballs like me
Can read between the lines
If you want to get dunked on
I can give you a hand
But where's the fun in a neutral run
If you're not friends with sans
Devan: None of this makes any sense to me!
Sierra, Aidan and Collins:
We three fates of Undertale
Don't know what you'll do
Every path will impact us all
Aidan:
For better or worse
Sierra:
A blessing or curse
Collins:
Benign or adverse
Sierra, Aidan and Collins:
It's up to you!
Devan: What the hell? Someone just gifted me Doki Doki Literature Club!
Player: Devan Key
Toriel: Sierra Deaton
Sans: Aidan Irwin
Flowey: Collins Key
YOU ARE READING
A Crazy EX Battle: Song Covers
FanfictionLuke: So here are the song covers by all of us and we're thrilled to do this. We're starting off with the songs we sang in the series and then moving on with other songs. Anyways, enjoy.
