Me: *looking for juuuuuuuuuice*
Juice:
Best if Used By: 03/15/16
Me: *sniff* *sniff*
Juice: *feeling violated*
Me: *SiP*
Juice: I know this bitch didn't just-
Me: *nods*
Me: *spits juice into sink*
Me: *puts rotten juice back in the fridge*
Juice: *cri*
