Random countryhumans scenarios I come up with

Random senario four

(Picture has nothing to do with this. I also got this while talking to my friend ChainReaper6 over the phone.)

America: Dad why can't I leave the house for one night? Why can't I go to Russia's for a night?
Britain: Because he's a communist and you're a capitalist. You'll be at each other's throats all night!
America: No we won't!
Britain: Yes you will remember last time you two were in the same place? You were trying to kill each other!