Myrkur: You need to keep a better eye on your gold, especially with that hole in your bag.
Necria: -examines her bag- oh shit, ok thanks! ^-^
Maljorn: -holds out hand- -firmly and demanding- Money, now!
Necria: -squeaks- ok -hands it to her-
Myrkur:...dude!
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Tidbit from MM: This was from mine and Myrkur's first session.
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Dungeons & Disasters: Ridiculous, Funny and Favourite D&D Moments
RandomThis is a collection of my favourite moments from my time playing Dungeons & Dragons with my friends (yes I have friends shut up).