DM: -drawing layout of the house, including the dead body as a stick figure-
Myrkur (OOC): I like your dead body.
Party (OOC) and DM: -laughter-
Virok (OOC): It's 15 feet long!
Party (OOC) and DM: -more laughter-
-everything calms down-
DM: -scribbles blood in blue pen-
Virok (OOC): Is that blood?
DM: Yup.
Virok (OOC) and Myrkur (OOC): Smurf blood.
DM: Oh, fuck off why don't you?
Rinn (OOC): -laughter-
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Tidbit from MM: The map the DM uses for layouts has squares that represent 5 feet, that's why I said "it's 15 feet long". She drew it over 3, 5ft squares.
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Dungeons & Disasters: Ridiculous, Funny and Favourite D&D Moments
RandomThis is a collection of my favourite moments from my time playing Dungeons & Dragons with my friends (yes I have friends shut up).
