Previously on keeping up with the kardashians
Jk 😊😊
Also this is not edited so sorry for any mistakes
Jungkooks p.o.v
???:
Its your angel
Its your hope
Its jhopeTaehyung: hobiiiiii hyung
Tae ran to go hug hope but before he could something flew and hit hobi on the head then there hobi was passed out on the floorTaehyung: The fuck
Me: it that a.....VIBRATER
Taehyung: w-where the hell did it come from
Me: I don't know i didn't bring any
Taehyung: really
Me: well i dont think so
Taehyung: well w- EUNWOO WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
I turn my head to see eunwoo with a bunch and I mean a BUNCH of toys(if you know what i mean)Eunwoo: I have your fun toys eomma
Me: uhhh fun toyyys.....tae
Taehyung: w-what did i t-tell you about touching t-those eunwoo
Eunwoo: To never
Taehyung: yes and w-what did y-you do
Eunwoo: I hit hoseok with one
Me: when he wakes up you better say sorry
Eunwoo: no
Me: excuse meEunwoo: I said N.O
Me: YOU W.I.L.L APOLOGIZE
Eunwoo: NO HE DESERVES GETTING DICK IN HIS FACE(DAMN DISRESPECTFUL BRAT🙄🙄🙄)
Jhope: Thanks kid but sorry to break it to you this ain't the first time
Me: TMI hyung we didn't need to know that
Jhope: The more knowledge you know the smarter you get
Eunwoo: how would you know you have such a big head but are so fucking stupid
Me: OK WHO THE HELL RAISED THIS KID
taehyung: yoongi and namjoon
Me: ohhh that explains a lot
Hobi: wait...aren't you the mom
Taehyung: yes but a bitch got to make money and graduate you cant do both and raise a kid full time so my brothers helped a lot
Hobi: At least you know where his mouth and attitude came fromEunwoo: well I'm still not saying sorry ASSHOLE
???:EXCUSE ME WHO THE HELL LET THIS BRAT CURSE HE'S AS DISRESPECTFUL AS HIS DADme: ohhh i don't even need to beat your ass jin hyung will do it for me
Eunwoo: who's jin
Jin: THAT'S HYUNG TO YOU BRAT
eunwoo: i don't know who your talking to ugly old man*everyone except eunwoo gasp*
Me: He's dead
Taehyung: I'll see you in heaven baby
Eunwoo: what do you me-
Before eunwoo could finish jin came running up full speed smacking the living shit out of himJin: who*smack* do *smack* you*smack* think*smack* you*smack* are*smack
Eunwoo: I-I'm eunwoo jin
Jin: *smack* that's hyung to you tiny dick
After jin said that eunwoo wiggled his way out of jins hold and became a disrespectful shit again
Eun: First of all JIN i have a massive dick you are just mad because you don't and thats why your a bottomJins p.o.v
This brat called me a bottom i mean i am but still how old is he 3 who the fuck does he think he's talking to
Me: you know i have been treating you like a kid (proceeds to take out earings) but you have a grown ass mind
(anyone get the reference😁😁)
Eunwoo: you want to Fight ok i want to see your old dusty crusty wrinkle ass come at me lets see what you got GRANDMA
Me: OH HELL NO
me and the brat went fall on queen mode pulling each others hair and doing some real feminine shit but then my idiot brother pull us away from the child
Me: hey were not done yet this child needs to be taught a lesson
Jungkook: oh I know believe me
I was about to scold him for not doing anything when jungkook pulled out his beltJungkook: let's whip his ass old school
With that eunwoo ran for his life as jungkook was preparing to spend some time in jail for child abuse for how much he was gonna wip his butt and everyone started chantingBEAT HIS ASS
BEAT HIS ASS
BEAT HIS ASSafter five minutes of this going on jungkook and eunwoo came back and eunwoo was crying and rubbing his butt
Jungkook: Say what you need to say
Eunwoo: I-I'm sorry h-hyungs for being d-disrespectfulHobi and me: It's ok shorty
Taehyung: I'm scared to ask but what did you do to him
Jungkook: Just beat some sense into him literally
Taehyung: Im scared to know how so i wont ask but it's not you know fatal or has a mark right
Jungkook: Y-yeah of course n-not
Taehyung: JUNGKOOK IF YOU MARKED MY BABY YOU GETTING A WHOPPING
Jungkook: hey all i did was spank him i don't believe in it but this brat got on my nerves so belt it is
Eunwoo: So you should have self control learn to restrain yourself
Jungkook: when you learn to restrain your mouth thats when I'll learn to restrain my handsAuthor's p.o.v
After everyone settled down there was a knock on the door
Taehyung: I'll get it
Taehyung opened the door to see someone he never wanted to again???: hey tae
Taehyung: j-jiminSoooo the real tea is starting jimin is here and here to stay what's gonna happen i dont know you dont know no-one knows
Well anyway people are saying that jungkook is too much theres a reason to that in his past so if you can please comment do you want jungkooks past in the next chapter or the tea with jimin its up to you choose carefully
Lots of love❤❤❤ ❤❤❤ ❤ ❤❤❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
DU LIEST GERADE
Cheaters Child (taekook) (vkook)
RomantikTae: JUNGKOOK HOW COULD YOU SLEEP WITH MY BEST FRIEND jungkook: tae baby im sorry fogive me i love you not him Tae: YOU MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME jungkook: what do you mean Tae: I KNOW THAT YOU CHEAT ON ME CONSTANTLY AND I COU...