Gilgamesh: cooking?
Tiresias: That is right! Cooking!
Shirou is at school right now, I stayed home because this witch said she had something important to tell me.
Gilgamesh: you little twerp. You made me stay home for this nonsense?
Tiresias: Tch! Tch! Tch! You don't know aaaaannnyyyyuthing about cooking do you?
Gilgamesh: why the hell would I need to know cooking, when I was alive my slaves used to do the cooking. During the past holy grail war Tokiomi's Maids made not the best, but tasty food, after something "tragic" happened to Tokiomi, Kotomine made god like food, though...it was mostly mappo tofu, and now shirou does the cooking.
Tiresias: you lazy ass motherfucker! DIE YOU RICH BASTARD!
Gilgamesh: Hm? Is there something wrong with not being able to cook.
Tiresias: Yeeeees! Think about Shirou! Don't you wanna make him happy with your culinary skills!?
Gilgamesh: even if I did agree he is already a good cook, I see no reason for me to make a fool out of myself, he'd probably just say something like that.
I point to the T.V
Gordon: IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!!!
Cheff: AHHHHHH!!!!!
Gordon: Mmm...Finally some good fucking food.
Tiresias: uwahhh. No, Shirou is too sweet for that.
Gilgamesh: although...if I were to surpass him....*Blush* HE WOULD SURELY PRAISE ME! Tiresias! Teach me how to cook like a God.
Tiresias: Huhu! I knew you'd come aroud...
Meanwhile.....
Shirou: I wonder how Gil is doing.....hm?
Shinji: ...*snicker*
Shirou: ........are you gonna make a move or what?
Shinji: haaahhhh?
Shirou: Don't play dumb you fuck, I know what you're up to, everyday you keep giving me these weird ass smiles! So are you gonna pull your servant out of your pants and fight me like a man or what!?
Shinji: *shivering* Y-Yooouuu!!!!
Taiga: Emiya! Matou! Take these buckets and stand out the hall!
Me and shinji stand outside the classroom....
Shirou: .......
Shinji: grrrr!!! Emiyaaaa! Just wait 'till I get my servant.
Shirou: yeah, yeah, oh, please tell Rider she looks fucking hot without her mask on.
Shinji: eh? How'd you know...ehhh!?
Gilgamesh: Yosh! Let's get started.
Tiresias: yeah, okay! First crack the egg.
I crush the egg with my hand.
Tiresias: YOU DUMB FUCK, NOT LIKE THAT!!!
Gilgamesh: hehe...slimmmyyyyy~
Tiresias: gurl you high?
Gilgamesh: hmmm, so...like this then?
Tiresias: hoooh! That's perfect.
Gilgamesh: Hah! What's a king withou-
Tiresias: yosh! Next is....chop these please.
Gilgamesh: okay.
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Fate/Zasshuu! (Shirou x Female Gilgamesh)
RomanceShirou Emiya and Gilgamesh were fighting and Gilgamesh almost won....until a Heroic Spirit named Tiresias casted a curse on Gilgamesh turning him into a female, and Transporting Both Shirou and Gilgamesh to another world. To get out of this mess th...
