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Chapter 4

A/N welp I'm sorry this took longer to write I just haven't been motivated for anything lately but now I'm back. So my upload schedule sucks so imma try to upload on weekends and shit because it's just easier that way so hope you'll enjoy this piece of shit oh and happy thanksgiving or some shit  and I'm posting this at like midnight so sorry if the chapters just not good

~seb <3

Fords pov

"So let me get this straight bill and dipper switched places and bill is stuck in a human body whilst dipper is a demon now *sharp inhale* BILL GET YOUR HUMAN ASS DOWN HERE NOW" I yelled up the stairs knowing bill was hiding though I did take solace in the fact he could do no harm to me or my family just then bill came trudging down the stairs with a disgusted look on his face "don't ever call me a human I'm not a disgusting life form like you" mable just retorted back "well ya' are now" bill  just pouted at that and sat on stans recliner " we-well f-ford how're we going to fix this" dipper stuttered turning blue "hm well there may be a way to fix this but I highly doubt it " as I said this dipper started hyperventilating or I thought he was "Well I guess I could look through some of my research and see if I could find anything" I suggested just so I could reassure him because I really didn't think I could do anything  for him "o-ok uncle ford" dipper stuttered out  so I headed down to my lab 

Dippers pov 

Well my day was going just swell( note the sarcastic tone) I was turned into a triangle demon, told there was no way to fix it and to top it all off, I don't know how to control my powers so here I am in the forest trying not to burn down the fucking trees "uGGHH" I yelled in frustration my body turning red with my  frustration "how the hell did bill deal with these bullshit powers" "well I was alive for a millennia and a half  pine-tree also might I add you look mighty fine as a triangle" bill said with a wink  I immediately turned pink and looked away I don't know why I got flustered but I did "s-so bill do ya need something" I said trying to master floating  and I managed to keep up in the air for a solid minute before falling back down "DAMN GRAVITY" I yelled at the sky I heard stifled laughter from behind me and turned pink again "wow pine-tree great performance" bill snarkily remarked  I just rolled my eyes? eye? IDK and went back to practising and managed to somewhat understand floating  then I decided that was enough practice for today and I floated down to the ground and started walking back to the shack bill in tow behind me 

~Time skip~ 

Dippers pov 

I was casually sitting around the Tv watching some ducktective and lighting and playing with a small maroon flame in my hands. A normal night in gravity falls aside from ford trying to kill bill for fucking with his lab apparently I don't know and don't really care. Honestly, since I became a demon (still weird for me to say that ) I've become ruder? hmm I'm not really sure though I'm only really rude to bill though eh I'll think about that later shaking that thought out of my head I tune back into bill and fords incessant fighting "What the hell bill I thought I told you to stay out of my lab!" ford yelled throwing his hands up in the air "How could I not go into your lab I was fucking bored and wanted to blow shit up specifically your lab" Bill said nonchalantly while shrugging "BILL YOU CAN"T JUST DO THAT" Ford yelled before slapping bill across the face after that the room went quiet and bill just stood there utter shock plastered on his face until he huffed out an insult and raced out of the room  "what am I to do with him" muttered ford as he fell back onto the couch.