Team SHTPST

The Boys Have A Sleepover

'Fake Plastic Trees' starts playing

Tai: Why does he sound so sad?
Roux: Why's the music so sad?
Barr: What the hell!
Roux: WHY'S THE MUSIC SO FUCKING SAD!?
Tai: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAÅÃAAAA
Cas: *regretting ever becoming a Hunter*

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Cas: Alright, I think that's enough sadness for one day...
Barr: Lucas?
Cas: Yes?
Barr: Could you read us some bedtime stories?
Cas: I lost you at 'read'. Go to bed.
Tai: It's 7:30, Cas...
Cas: I said 'go to bed' not 'go to sleep'. Just stay there and stay quiet.
Roux: But-
Cas: I will end you.
...

Tai: Cas?
Cas: *sigh* Yes, Titus?
Tai: What do you think is the meaning of life?
Cas: Life is an endless road of obstacles and failures in which you learn from and make yourself a better person but it's all a lie where people make up their own meaning and constantly avoid the impending shadow of death looming over us all. The meaning of life, my friend, is death. It is the escape we all deserve but I cannot wait for it to come early. You know what they say, 'To Live Is To Die'.
Tai: ...
Roux: Ybarra?
Barr: Yes, Roux?
Roux: I'm going mad...

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Roux: ...And that is the reason why pigs can't look up.
Barr: This is the worst fact I have ever heard.

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Roux: What do you guys think blind people see in their dreams?
Cas: Please, for the love of everything holy and unholy, shut your fucking mouth.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tai: Just asking, fellas, do y'all think a faunus pee like their animal counterpart?
Roux: Could be possible, mate.
Barr: Well, I would think it depends on them. What do you think, Cas? Cas?
Cas: *exits room*

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Cas: No one can hate you more than you already hate yourself.
Tai:
Tai: We're literally concerned for you.

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Cas: Tai?
Tai: Yeah?
Cas: I can't sleep.
Tai: You and me both.
Cas: You think being a Hunter was a good choice?
Tai: It's my dream, Cas. I've always wanted to become one, so yeah. It was a good choice, for me. How 'bout you?
Cas: I regret it.
Tai: Why?
Cas: Hmm?
Tai: Why do you regret being a Hunter?
Cas: Oh, no. I like it. I just regret living.
Tai:
Barr: Why do conversations with you always lead back to your suicidal thoughts?
Cas: It's my passion.

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Roux: Rapping is just arguing with rhymes
Tai: Woah, woah, where did that come from?
Barr: You fucking take that back.

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Cas: Okay, one last time. We'll go to sleep right now. No questions asked. Got it?
Tai:
Roux:
Barr:
Tai: Yeah, but what about-
Cas: HAVE YE NOT HERD TEH FECKIN STATEMENT I MADE, YE PEA-BRAINED DOLPHIN VAG-

End Credits Music:

A/N: I've been listening to this song for the past 4 days. Please help, it's too groovy...