This is a JOKE story don't take it seriously-
One night , you were walking around in the night , the smell of alcohol coming off you ass you walk behind a random boy who offered you fun after your tiring brake up , a boy named Jung Mang broke up with you 5 hours ago , you drank for 3 hours of it and now you are drunk . After waking up in a strangers house , running away after not happening that night , you arrive home as you have 10 voicemails from your ex but you ignore it and sat down trying to remember the last 24 hours . At that moment you knew you got yourself in a tricky situation .
{ a week later }
I don't kill things , so I took my pregnancy test after having a one night stand with a international playboy called jeon cooky and you are scared you pregnant. Turns out your pregnant at 16 and this is not what you planned , you grabbed the pregnancy test covered in turtle shells and crushed it , but you were one of those weird protesters on no abortion so you just kept this green scaling monster inside of your whatever 😳
{5 months later}
You were at the hospital, waiting to find out what gender your green scaly child is , it's kinda late but that's fun so you are doing it rn , you quickly opened your eyes when you heard your name get called at the hospital when she you realise you gonna find out genders 😳 when you step in , the screen shows a turtle , looking confused , you look around the room
"Lee Kaya , your giving birth to a turtle ." You are devastated , this isn't even human wtf..
{when ur water breaks}
You wake up to water all over the bed and your clothes were wet , you sigh to yourself , slowly getting out of bed and getting changed , out of the now wet , green and scaly clothes . You rush to hospital and they tell you it time to push the turtle out . They rush you into a room and tell you to push , it was kinda gross feeling weird scales on your coochie but you done it anyway , they wrapped the ugly hoe in a blanket , giving him to me . I looked in disgust at my own child , a turtle 🐢 ew...
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Turtle x BTS ( Sad Oneshot ) Sold to the mafia (18+)
RomanceHello , this is my first ever fanfic and it's a joke because I came up with this with my friends , talking about my son turtle , becomes a social influencer and joins BTS to be the 8th member , you try to get close but turtle is everyone's BF so you...
