seijou third years || chatfic

dead memes are fire bro

dumbass 1: here come dat boi

dumbass 2: o shit waddup

Iwaizumi: You guys say this on a daily basis

Iwaizumi: Is that not enough. Do you really have to send it everyday too?

Trashykawa: iwa-chan it's basically like you insulting me everyday but still sending them through text as well !(;_;)

dumbass 2: yEaH iWa ChAn

dumbass 1: get outta here with those dead ass memes

dumbass 2: that's my brand tho 😪

dumbass 1: u rite u ride

dumbass 2: bruh

dumbass 2: i'm a top 🤯

dumbass 1: I DIDNT MEAN THAY I MEANT TO PUT RITE OMS MATTSIN

Trashykawa: woah woah woahhhh(￣∀￣) so who's ur bottom mattsun?

Iwaizumi: Makki

dumbass 1: WTF NO NEJAJDHBEBS

dumbass 2: 😪

Trashykawa: OMG MATTSUN DIDNT DENY IT AHHEGAHHAS

dumbass 1: NONONONONOKO DONT YOU DARE MAKE ASSUOTIONS OIKAWA

Iwaizumi: See when am I ever wrong

dumbass 1: SHUT YHE FUCK UO I AM NO ONE SBOTTOM YOU HEAR ME?

Trashykawa: sure thing makkkkiiiiii

[ Trashykawa changed dumbass 1's name to HoeNoMakki ]

[ Trashykawa changed dumbass 2's name yo MattsuDaddy ]

HoeNoMakki: OIKAWA NOOO

MatsuDaddy: i kinda like my name 😎

Trashykawa: he still hasn't denied it (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

Iwaizumi: I mean if they aren't gonna tell us it's not like we don't know

Trashykawa: exactly!

NoeNoMakki: THERES LITERALLY NORING TO KNOW DUMBASS OMG CALLLLMMMM DOWNBNNNNB

MatsuDaddy: so are we meeting for lunch tomorrow orrrr????👀 it is saturday so

Trashykawa: of course we are mattsun! we do every saturday so why wouldn't we?

MatsuDaddy: i meannn idk sometimes we don't

MatsuDaddy: if one of us can't go none of us do so i was just askin😪

Trashykawa: oh well i can go

Trashykawa: iwa-chan? makki?

HoeNoMakki: idek if i wanna be around you guys after all this 😔

MatsuDaddy: that's on them i didn't say anything 😣

HoeNoMakki: aYOU DIDNT HELONME OOOORRRR DENY IT MATTSUN

MatsuDaddy: eh didn't feel like it

HoeNoMakki: eH dIdNt FeEl LiKe It

MatsuDaddy: oh i see how it is

MatsuDaddy: using the same meme against me.

HoeNoMakki: do something about it BITCH

MatsuDaddy: 😯

MatsuDaddy: nah man i'll let you win like i always do

Trashykawa: now that's the tea

Iwaizumi: About tomorrow

Iwaizumi: Yeah I can go

Trashykawa: I THOUGHT YOU WRTE GOING TO SAY YKU CIULDBT OMG

Iwaizumi: Stfu i'm going to bed

HoeNoMakki: ur literally like a old man

MatsuDaddy: tru

Iwaizumi: At least I don't have bags under my eyes

Trashykawa: gAsp iwa-chan i don't have eye bags

Iwaizumi: You do you literally just cover them up with makeup

HoeNoMakki: EXPOSED LMAO

[ MatsuDaddy screenshotted the chat ]

MatsuDaddy: oikawa had eye bags confirmed

Trashykawa: NONONON DELETE THAN RN MATTSUN

MatsuDaddy: hmmm idk

Trashykawa: PLSAS EONEH

HoeNoMakki: don't do it don't do it

MatsuDaddy: night night

Trashykawa: MATTSUN NOOOOOO OMG PLEAS E

HoeNoMakki: night night

Trashykawa: YOU GUYS SUCK

HoeNoMakki: mattsun don't think i forgot about that "i'll let you win like i always do" shit

HoeNoMakki: dumb dumb bubblegum looking ass bitch

MatsuDaddy: at least i'm not a bottom.

hey hey hey !
this is almost an exact copy of a conversation i had with my friends like last week lmao.

well. once again i have nothing to say but thank you.
-summer