seijou third years || chatfic

oikawa definitely got the d

Trashykawa: i am exREMELY GAY

HoeNoMakki: as if we didn't know that already

Trashykawa: now time for my daily prayer

MatsuDaddy: o shit

HoeNoMakki: "dear iwa-chan's buff arms...."

Trashykawa: wow makki. really calling me out like that.

MatsuDaddy: O SHIT

HoeNoMakki: LMAO I KNEW IT

MatsuDaddy: we all did makki it's fine

Trashykawa: uh- whatever you guys are just mean (¬_¬)

Iwaizumi: so wHat are we talking about?

Trashykawa: oh iwa-chan! it's nothing! ♪('ε｀ )

HoeNoMakki: yeah DEFINITELY noting

MatsuDaddy: haha "nothing"

MatsuDaddy: as if. he wants to smash you iwa

Trashykawa: WTF MATTSUN NOOOO

HoeNoMakki: LMAO U REALLY JUST GOT EXPOSEEEEEEEDDDD

Iwaizumi: why tf are you guys like this 😐

MatsuDaddy: he.....,he used an emoji

HoeNoMakki: this is a revolution

Trashykawa: i hate you guys (-_-;)

Iwaizumi: shut up dumbasses

Iwaizumi: anyway what's up with oikawa again?

HoeNoMakki: he wants the d bro

MatsuDaddy: yuuuurp

Trashykawa: NO STOP \(//∇//)\

Iwaizumi: ...

HoeNoMakki: OOOO I SEE YOU IWA

MatsuDaddy:  haha he wants it just as much as oikawa

HoeNoMakki: BETTTT

Trashykawa: if you guys don't shUT UP

Iwaizumi: oikawa i'm coming over

HoeNoMakki: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIITTRTT BRO

MatsuDaddy: well that escalated quickly

Trashykawa: LEAVE ME ALONE IM GONNA PASS OUT

MatsuDaddy: oiks about to get the d tho

Trashykawa: SHUT UP MATTSUN

HoeNoMakki: now me and mattsun just have to get

MatsuDaddy: what

HoeNoMakki: what

MatsuDaddy: ok

HoeNoMakki: anyyyyways

MatsuDaddy: wait wait wait

MatsuDaddy: we should add kunimi-

HoeNoMakki: holy shit yes

HoeNoMakki: i love that kid like my own son

MatsuDaddy: he's OUR son then BITCH

HoeNoMakki: wow fine no need to get defensive

[ MatsuDaddy added Kunimeme to the chat ]

Kunimeme: what the actual FUCK is this

HoeNoMakki: son! we've missed you my child

MatsuDaddy: how's life bud

Kunimeme: stfu there's no way you guys are my parents

Kunimeme: i would've been a complete fuck up.

HoeNoMakki: wow you're really gonna do us like that? adoption it is then 😔

MatsuDaddy: damn. should have aborted him when we had the chance.

Kunimeme; i wish you would have. i wouldn't have been brought into this cruel, cruel world.

HoeNoMakki: we brought an emo into the world and idk how to feel about it🤔

MatsuDaddy: i bet he shops at hot topic

Kunimeme: fuck no i DONT

HoeNoMakki: don't worry kunimi. oikawa shops at claire's 🥰

MatsuDaddy: shahhsywjdbdje

Kunimeme: idek what to say so imma head out

HoeNoMakki: there go that boi

MatsuDaddy: o shit he gone

this WAS longer but wattpad decided to delete it so now it's this mess. thank you sooo much for that wattpad. anyways world history is due at 12 so i should probably actually finish that but i really don't want to.

but that's for reading this shit book <3
-summer