What have we here?{oneshots}

Cronkri

" Hey chief "

The fuschiablood grins as he is greeted with the sight of the mutant-blooded one who is reading a romance human novel

" 9h greetings Cr9nus, is there s9mething y9u need?"
" Yeah I've been meanin' to ask you this for awhile and its somefin very important "
" We'll surely it is since y9u never use this f9rm 9f t9ne when y9u usually speak with me. Y9u can tell me anything y9u need t9 "
" Aight, I lovwe ya kanny "
" L-l9ve? As in y9ur flushed for me..? "
" Yeah "
" I-I d9nt kn9w what t9 say..y9u d9 kn9w that I've--"
" Svworn to celibacy yeah yeah I knovw I just really vwanted to tell ya "
" Cr9nus..I'm very s9rry 6ut I've taken my v9w and I in all h9nesty would like t9 6e in a matesprit quadrant with its just, I'm afraid that I'll get judged for 6eing 9ut 9f celi6acy 9r g9ing 9ne 6it 6ack t9 my n9rmal self.."

Cronus hugs Kankri tightly to shut him up

" C-cr9nus?"
" Kankri, we shouldn't give two shits about what people think about us. They can judge all they want. As long as your happy, that's all that matters. I really love you and if anyone dares to judge you for being you or judge us if we're together then, they are just jealous. "

Kankri holds onto cronus

" N9 9ne has ever said that t9 me 6ef9re"
" Well I just did. im always here for you just know that "

Kankri nods. Cronus lets go of Kankri who then releases aswell. Cronus smiles at Kankri who now takes a deep breath

" I 6elieve y9u had s9mething t9 ask me? "
" Hm? Oh yeah vwill you be my matesprit? "
" Yes I will "
" Huh?! Really?! "
" Yes really "

Cronus hugs Kankri from happiness. Kankri smiles and hugs back softly.

// Later //

Cronus and Kankri are walking on the prospit/derse bridge, holding hands and talking. Mainly Kankri though. Cronus tells Kankri he'll be right back and Kankri stands on the Prospit side, waiting for Cronus's return. Just then Mituna approaches Kankri chuckling

" 9h greetings Mituna "
" H3Y 175 7H3 1D107 7H475 D471NG 455P0R45 "
" Mituna please d9 n9t use such triggering curses "
"1LL D0 WH47 1 W4N7! Y0UR3 PR377Y 57UP15 HUH?"
" What are y9u implying? "
" Y0UR3 W175 455P0R4! Y0UR3 500000 DUM6 70 CH0053 H1M! 50 57UP1D 4ND 4NN0Y1NG! G0 D13 4G42N! "

Kankri's eyes widen in surprise and he looks down

" 4W 4R3 Y0U CRY1NG? H4 50 MUCH F0R 4 L34D3R!"

Cronus looks to the bridge and hurries over and looks at Kankri

" Kanny vwhats vwrong?! Vwhat did you do "

Cronus shoots a glare to the Gemini who runs off quickly. Kankri sniffles and wipes his tears

" Oh shit Kankri don't cry "

He holds Kankri in his arms tightly

" C-cr9nus I'm fine. "
" You're crying, that's NOT okay! what did that little shit head do?!"
" He just said s9me very triggering things "
" I'll kill him! No one insults you! Did it hurt you?"
" The insults? A 6it yes "
" Okay that's it I'll be right back!"
" N9 cr9nus just f9rget a69ut it please "
" vwhy?! "
" I'm n9t insulted that 6adly, let's just g9 h9me "
" Fine"
" we can watch Grease? "
" Okay! Let's go babe! "

Cronus takes Kankri back to his hive and they watched Grease

And after that

They fricked