Instagram{Yoongi x Reader ff}

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*beep beep be-*

Ugh, the alarm's ringing again. Sometimes I wonder why I still have it.

*ding*

Swaegkumamon:hey,remember the meeting.

You:yeah, I do.

~At the meeting place which was a cafe~

Him:oh you made it!

You:yep, I sure did...but why are you wearing a mask and hat?

Him:because uh I'm cold.

I don't believe that but I got a make it seem like I do. I'll question him later.

You:oh okay. How about we get some black coffee?

Him:that's my favorite! Waitress!

Waitress:have you decided what you want handsome?

You:yes, we have decided what we want.

Waitress:I wasn't talking to you bitch.

You:this "bitch" can get you fired for insulting your customers. Now it's either you get us our fucking black coffees or say bye to your job.

Waitress:ugh,fine.

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Waitress:here darling.

This bitch still be flirting, damn she stoopid. (No not stupid,stoopid)

You:uhm,hello muthafucka hey hi how u doing?

Jk😂

You:uhm, where's my coffee?

Waitress:oh right,you were there. Sorry but I forgot your existence.

You:oh well, might as well say bye to your non-existent job.

Waitress:wait wha-

Boss:Carla! I heard that you disrespected and insulted one of our customers.

Carla:but-

Boss:that's enough! You're fired.

Carla:boss-

Boss:I.said.you're.fired.

Carla:yes sir...

Boss:here's your coffee miss.

You:thank you.

~Outside the cafe~

Him:oh right, I haven't gotten your name.

You:I'm y/n. Kim y/n, and you are?

Him:you won't believe this but...

Min Yoongi...

You:no way, I mean I thought you looked like him but it was too good to be true.

Him:I guess you could say you're lucky?

You:probably.