Jsab oneshots (mostly Blixer X Cube)

Just shape and Vines

(This will contain many Au’s that I have on my JSAB tumblr, that and fanfics that I am writing currently I will tell you what au it’s from by doing this (AU name), So just sit back and relax and enjoy shitpost from Yaoi~Yaoi)

(Original Au, aka Post Game, but it’s also gay)

Cube is recording Blixer as he’s driving, they soon pass by a ‘Road Work Ahead’ sign prompting Blixer to say “Road work ahead? Yah I sure hope it does” as he looks at Cube. 

“Fuck your chicken strips” Ly said turning to Barracuda who was recording in the back seat, this made both Barracuda and Blixer to burst out laughing, and for Barracuda to stop recording.

Captain poured a bowl of Life cereal, but instead of cereal he got lemons, Captain picked one up and turned to the camera saying “welp when life gives you lemons” 

Ly is recording as she pans in on Cube and Blixer in a hot tub five feet apart, singing “two bros chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart cause their not gay” 

Barracuda looks at Blixer with disappointment in his face “I should of left you on that street corner where you were standing” Blixer grinned at him “But ya didn’t!”

“Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Barracuda?” Blixer said with an arm around Cube waste “no” Barracuda said nonchalantly “I do” Cube said quietly “I know Cube” Blixer said sympathetically  “I’m sad” Cube said again, making Blixers arm tighten around the short cube “I know Cube”

“ What does Y E S Spell?” Cube said to Blixer “Yes” He said “What does E Y E S spell” With no hesitation Blixer said “Yes” this made Cube loose his shit, but still continued on “what does E Y E S spell?” Blixer throught before saying “eEs?” Cube again lost it “ What is happening?” Blixer said confused as Ly, Barracuda, Heli, and Captain walk in as Cube calms down enough to talk “what does Y E S Spell?” “Yes” “what does *Cube almost loses it again* E Y E S spell?” He got a chuckle when he was saying ‘spell’ “eEs!” again Cube lost it once again prompting Blixer to say “what are you crying for?” Cube continued to laugh as he tried to continue “What does-”He went into another laughing fit “what are you doing?” Cube contained himself“Ok try again, what does Y E S spell.”

Blixer thought for a second before saying “Yes” The others are now trying not to laugh “ What does E Y *He chuckles* E Y E S Spell” Blixer paused again causing Cube to continue his laughing fit quietly as his boyfriend thought about what Cube just said “ees?” Cube continued to laugh quietly “Aes?” Cube laughed a bit harder a snort could be heard from him, “Your making me-” but paused when Cube still laughing said “I can’t breath, ok!” Blixer started “EY. .ES.  .Ees” Then Blixer started to laugh with Cube’s quiet laughter as Cube states “ Say it again, E Y E S spells” Blixer paused again to think making Cube break out into a loud laugh, then Blixer said “Yes?” Both of them laughed again.

“What!?” Blixer asked very confused, Cube tried to say something but with his laughter it came out gurgled, Blixer again joined in his laugh “Your making me cry, what?” he stated as Cube’s laugh calmed down “E Y E S” Blixer looked down and started to write down the letters as he spoke “ E. . Y. . E. . . “ Then the realization hit Blixer, as he stayed silent for 2 seconds, before looking up at Cube “Eyes” This made Cube burst out laughing, holding his stomach, Blixer joined in once again into the laugh as everyone else lost it as well.

“Oh my god, you guys, I found my berries” Ly said, she had a flower chain around her face “Just kidding, I don’t know were there are” Ly fake cries.

“Just face it were stranded” Barracuda scuffed at Blixer, and Cube “ Look blueberries” Cube said pointing at it “ Oh my god, are those my berries?” Ly said from the top of a tree, Barracuda Blixer and Cube screamed as Ly chuckled.