"Aaaand we're LIVE, with ya far Eastern boy, Jafar! What's up Jafarseholes," says popular content creator Jafar. "Coming at you live from FRAGrabah!"
yeah that's right
better FUCK the STRAP in
because this book'll be gonna full of GAMER references
for True Gamers™©
"So let's get this Jafarty GOING with a couple rounds of Halo DEATH MATCH," shouts excited Jafar. "Big Shout out to TylerDurden69 for donating $4.20 thank you Tyler."
"Xbox play Halo", commands Jafar to his Xbox 'Kinect'.
REAL gamers use discontinued peripheral devices
do you still SELECT menus with the a CONTROLLER like some
CAVEMAN CHIPMUNK?
wow
how embarasing.. !
Now Jafar is capturing the flag and racking up the headshots. He uses SHOTGUN to kill noobs from jupclose and SNIPER RIFLE from jafar! Elete Gamer!
And also he is answering question from TWITCH CHAT. Jafar likes to engage with the community.
"hey Jafar what is your favorite Coen brothers movie?"
-"Jafargo"
"What Pokemon do you like"
-"Jafarfetch'd"
"Favorite Facebook game?"
-"jafarmville"
Jafar shoots all the game enemies.... he blasts the "Master Chief"... he almost WINS the game....
But now poor little Jafar gets killed...! Game Over!
"Huh that was weird must be due to lag," frowns and says Jafar. "These terrible internet connection in Arabian desert....if I were a "Friend"™ you can should call me Chandler Ping"
An other SLAM DUNK gamer joke
"Fine whatever let's just play another game," irked Jafar says irked, "hey parrot? what's the next game?" he asks his support companion bird.
Jafar's talking parrot says: "Counter Strike Iago!
do you even GET it
Cunter Strike GO
the parrot name IS "Iago"
Getting real tired of having to explain all these jokes to you all the time
like seriously get it together for ONCE plaese
Jafar joins the lobby... we're in the GAME... get ready for some
EPIC
HARDCORE
ELITE
GAMER
DOMINATIOoooh no Jafar just got killed again. Huh.
"Wait what the fudge," says Jafar not cursing in the family friendly Twitch stream, "gosh darn it did I just get flipping killed again?!" He closes the game.
"Surely it was hackers," he exclaims, "dangnabbit wretched cuntholes" and this time Jafar did accidentally say a curse.
"Gotta fight fire with fire. I'll need.... a Game Genie."
Jafar rubs his di
Jafar rubs his lamp and the Genie emerges! Will Smith genie! 'Awww hell naw!' Wiliam Smith!
"Genie I wish to be an elite gamer," wishes Jafar.
"Your wish is my conmand," responds the Fresh Genie of Bel Arab.
Jafar gets back to Counter Strike to test new elite gamer skills- yet gets killed AGAIN!
"Genie what the frick," angry Jafar fricks out, "I just wished to be a elite gamer! I JUST wished that."
"Hmmmyes indeed," Will Smith genie agrees, "and indeed you are..... you are the most elite gamer of TIC TAC TOE!"
"Jesas Christ you are such filthy nasty trickster," Jafargues with Will Smith genie,
"Fine! I'll be more SPACIFIC this time around. For my second wish... I want to be an ELITE GAMER.... of ALL games! Video games!" wishes video game streamer Jafar.
"Your Twitch wish is my command," genie Will Smith says.
"Now let's Counter Strike." Jafar headshots a random pink uss batch! And another one! And ANOTHER one!
"I did it!" happy Jafar exclaims " I did become an elite gamer."
[PERMABANNED FOR HACKING]
is what the game says now.
"What the HECK. Son of a GUN. If this game was a 'Friend'™™ I call it Chandler Bitch. Ugh okay fine let's instead play Call of Duty: Black Ops.
"I have a great son named Jaden Smith," says Will Smith genie, "so I'm a Black Pops."
Now Jafar plays COD:BLOBS. Headshot! 'noth'er headshot! Epic gamer! Headsh-
[PERMABANNED FOR HACKING]
"Now what the H-E-double FUCKEY STICKS is even going on?!" erupts Jafar.
"You wished to be the most elite gamer... now your game skills are so impossibly ELITE that the game servers think you're a CHEATER," smirks deceitful little Will Smith genie.
"Nuts" says Jafar "okay fine I still have a third wish. Let's make this one count! No loop holes these time!"
Jafar says: "Genie... I wish to be an NON-BANNABLE... ELITE... GAMER MAN."
"Hmmmokay, your wish is my command" replies Will Smith genie.
And now.... Jafar has NO legs. He has a FISH TAIL huh what??!
"Genie WHAT's going on" screams Jafish. "Why FISH TAIL instead of me legs?!"
Hmmmwell now, you wished to be the non-bannable, elite gay merman," explains Wall Street genie. "Enjoy!"
And alas now poor old Jafar is a gay merman and he is banned from all video games and he is still bad at video games too.
The moral of this story?
Never trust black peo
Never trust a genie!
THE END
