*avengers playing hide and seek*
steve: guys pls stop hiding in the freezer its not funny anymore
peter, who is a spider and does not have bones: *hiding under the couch* no one will find me
tony, pulling out a metal detector: time to take off ur arm barnes
nat: lol n00bs *gets stuck on ceiling fan*
thor, who gave up eight rounds ago: I KNOW YOU CAN SEE ME STEVE
bucky: can i have some water pls
sam: chugs out of his own water bottle
sam: chugs too fast
sam: spills water all over himself
sam: no i dont have any water
peter: *t posing*
tony: y u do dis
peter: *points at smthn behind tony w/ his chin*
tony: *turns around*
the rest of the avengers, fortnite dancing at breakneck speeds: JoIn uS tOnY
tony: honest to god, from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck
*avengers on some county fair teacup ride*
t'challa, steve, and tony: spinning a little and chatting
peter, shuri, an bucky: spinning at max speed and screaming
bucky, holding a corndog or something over his head so pre-serum steeb cant reach it: sh0rt
pre-serum steve: B I T C H
sam: what if i taped knives to the shield
bucky: nah not permanent enough, sharpen the edges
peter: like a yeetable pizza cutter!
shuri: any pizza cutter is yeetable if you try hard enough
steeb: THOSE ARE ALL TERRIBLE IDEAS
