A master list of characters from DHMIS and RHAPSODY

THE CHARACTERS: RHAPSODY

RHAPSODY CHARACTERS:

-Julianna Herbert: Girl who had it out for Dahlia because Joseph ran over her dog. Introduced in Chapter 1.

-Pinkalicious: Pink, stuffed elephant that Dahlia had since she was one, then gave to (and stole back from) Barbie. Introduced in Chapter 1.

-Tonya: Girl Dahlia compliments while campaigning. Introduced in Chapter 2.

-Mr. Clover: Dahlia's first-period history teacher and seventh-period math teacher during senior year. Introduced in Chapter 2.

-Lori: Girl Dahlia compliments while campaigning. Introduced in Chapter 2.

-Parker Paige: A bitch. Introduced in Chapter 2.

-Mrs. Orlando: Dahlia's third-period nursing teacher during senior year. Introduced in Chapter 2.

-Paris Paige: Not a bitch. Parker's twin. Introduced in Chapter 2.

-Tammy Sentario: Girl who had butt warts that Dahlia asked about in tenth grade. Introduced in Chapter 2.

-Danny: Nana's boyfriend of the week during her senior year, who was in a fight club, beat the shit out of Rosemary Harmon's boyfriend at the time, and eventually died of a crack overdose. RIP. Introduced in Chapter 2.

-Lucy: Dahlia tells her that her ass is the perfect size while campaigning. Introduced in Chapter 2.

-Amber: Girl who has herpes, not the clap. Introduced in Chapter 2.

-Barbara: Girl who dropped out of the presidential race on the second day. Introduced in Chapter 2.

-Robbie: Guy Valerie used to screw. Introduced in Chapter 4.

-Mr. Matthews: Teacher that Principal Myers cussed out for five minutes straight for eating his donut. Introduced in Chapter 5.

-Mackenzie: Billie's lil friend. Introduced in Chapter 5.

-Klaus: Dahlia's therapist. Introduced in Chapter 6.

-Pepper: The best doggo on the planet. Apparently, she's a girl. I always thought she was a whole man but whateva. Can't believe I went so long without mentioning her. Introduced in Chapter 7.

-Tom the snake: One of Klaus' pets. Introduced (mentioned) in Chapter 8.

-Librarian: Mentioned several times before in DHMIS and Rhapsody, but I don't think I ever gave her a name. So from now on, we'll call her Lilian. Decided to name her Lilian after reading Chapter 9.

-Jerry: Football player who hits on Dahlia. Introduced in Chapter 10.

-The counselors: More unnamed Lukshaw staff. Let's say there are four counselors and their names are Mr. Sailor, Mr. Ellis, Mrs. Strauss, and Mrs. Jackson. Decided on their names after reading Chapter 10.