Awkward Fanfic Moments

#3

//5SOS EDITION//

> The author rates it PG-13 even though she's still 12.

You are even restricted from your own story my dear.

> Calum Hood becomes Asian.

Last time I checked, he's Aussie and Kiwi. He just looks like Asian. But no, he's not.

> "I gasped as Ashton's big calloused hands got a hold of my waist. They were perfectly fit into my body. He gave me a kiss on my left cheek as I smiled widely and —"

no just stop... it sounds so awkward, like literally.

> "I turned around and saw this very tall man looking deeply into my soul. His lip piercing was visibly glistening out from the dark. I went back in noticing his height. Really, really tall. He must be... he must... be..."

a giraffe??

Nah, just Luke Hemmings.

> Michael Clifford becomes the drummer of their boyband called 5sos.

You must've mixed up your facts a little bit. Go on and checked again.

> Harry paid to the guy cashier at Walmart named Michael some bucks.

Comments be like:

lBby5sos: Omfg!! MicHAEL!!

Neil0neil: Was that Michael Clifford??!!

GtfoHazza12: I smell 5sos coming!! oMFG!! <33

It could be any Michael. Michael Clifford is not the only Michael in the world. duh

> Ashton always does the rock n roll sign.

Ashton sleeping doing the rock n roll sign.

Ashton eating doing the rock n roll sign.

Ashton crying doing the rock n roll sign.

Ashton drumming doing the rock n roll sign.

> 5sos was added 1 member, Niall Horan from One Direction.

Nothing else to do then.

> Luke became a merciless gangster in the story. Hurting people and fucking off with girls is his life.

No. I mean... he just said his a cute little fairy.

> Dark 5sos

Omfg. Just imagine...

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Chap 3 :]