this time, the man who works at the local starbucks comes and tries to save me
'no! get your hands off me! my one and only is alex(daddy), so leave me alone and go make some choc chip frapes'
'WHAT DO YOU THING YOUR DOING HERE MR!' alex yells from the end of the isle. he picks up some kitchen knifes and throws them one by one, each one hitting the Starbucks guy, blood gushes out of his chest and I swear I saw his black soul come out too, and lower into hell
'OH MY GOD ALEX I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU!!!' I yell
alex runs over and realises that I need a jumbo tampon, as not all the blood on the floor was from Starbucks guy.
he takes the BIG tampon and pushes it up, lifts me up and takes me away to a magical fairy land where we will never have to face evil starbucks workers ever again
the end
