Kirishima: I don't get it
Midoriya: get what?
Kirishima: bros before hoes
Kirishima: I mean, what if your bro is also your hoe?
Kirishima: what do you do then!?
Midoriya: ...
Midoriya: uhm, I think this is more of a question for someone like Kaminari
Midoriya: Kaminari, can you come online?
Kaminari: no, you cannot. Unless you're webcamming yourself
Midoriya: ...
Kirishima: bro
Shinsou: Denki, I love you. But no.
Bakugou: that's not even the correct way of spelling it...
Kaminari: :)
Kaminari: I love to be disappointing
Bakugou: that explains a lot
Kirishima: so no one's gonna answer my question?
Kaminari: well, the question is, why do you ask?
Kaminari: do you have a bro who's also your hoe? 🤔
Kirishima: no
Kirishima: I was just wondering
Kaminari: I guess that just means that you have to put your brohoe before anyone else
Kirishima: interesting
Kaminari: just like Bakugou puts you before anyone else
Bakugou: that's just because I hate everyone else
Kirishima: aw, you don't hate me Kat?
Hagakure: KAT!?
Hagakure: ARE YOU GUYS ON FIRST NAME BASIS!?
Kirishima: I mean, I call Mina by her first name too
Hagakure: THAT'S DIFFERENT
Hagakure: IF I CALL MINA MINA THEN SHE RESPONDS WITH YAAS
Hagakure: IF I CALL BAKUGOU KATSUKI THEN HE RESPONDS WITH BOOM BOOM
Bakugou: That's true, so don't fucking try it.
Kirishima: still, it's not that special. I mean, we're best friends. Bakugou called Midoriya Izuku too when they were best friends
Hagakure: wait, REALY!?
Hagakure: MY SHIP!!!
Bakugou: I literally gave him the name Deku.
Bakugou: as in, useless, can't do anything right Deku.
Hagakure: so?
Hagakure: you started with calling Kirishima, shitty hair and hair for brains
Bakugou: -_-
Bakugou: that was different
Bakugou: I call a lot of other extras by names like that
Kirishima: nah, Katsubro just realized our hair's not that different ^_^
Hagakure: suuure 😏
Bakugou: Shut the fuck up both of you.
Kirishima: why me, Kat?
Bakugou: 'Cause you don't know what you're fucking saying and you're brain doesn't have the fucking capability to be rational.
Kirishima: ?
Bakugou: Sigh
Bakugou: Just come to my fucking dorm. I'll explain it to you.
Hagakure: heheh, 'explain' it to him 😏😏😏
Kirishima: I'll go to your dorm then I guess
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
the tea is boiling hot - a bnha chatfic
Fiksi PenggemarOur beautiful alien queen Mina has decided to create a beautiful (totally not chaotic) group chat, that's specifically made to spill that tea. This is a chatfic that's full of ships, memes, gay, chaos, and more gay and once again, it's created to sp...
