What some states are addicted to... (aka my headcanons)
California: wine
Oregon: milk
Washington: Starbucks
Edit—Idaho: potatoes
Alaska: vodka
Texas: guns and horses
Colorado: "IM A GIRAFFE!"
Louisiana: voodoo shit
Alabama: i n c e s t
Tennessee: music
Georgia: peaches
Florida: oranges
Virginia: hitting people with baseball bats
Massachusetts: dumping tea into harbors
Vermont: maple syrup
Maine: keeping lobsters as pets
