You.

Five.

Hello again. So you want to stay for the rest, or until I give up on you? OK. My life, as you might otherwise think, is a jumbled up mess. Like Erik's backstory. And I know what you're thinking: How can you keep up on what's going on in the world around you when you're in a book? Well, in fact, I'm a very good listener. Ever hear what sounds like whispers coming from your bookshelf? That's me. I'm listening. I have nothing better to do while sitting on a shelf not entertaining you ignorant species. The mumbling sounds you hear at night: that may be a serial killer, but most likely, it's me trying to get your attention.

But anyways I don't even know where to start. The beginning? The end? Somewhere inbetween? Well, I guess we can start from the very beginning...